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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I will try anything once
Caitlyn Jenner is an in between so you've covered both bases if you nail that.
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Sludge. Lauren Harries. Yes or No?
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I would love to smother Sarah champion , Rochdale labour
Labour MP for Cardiff central Jo Stephens
You must be moving in the wrong political circles. Ive got to know a number of female MPs/AMs ...not in the biblical sense unfortunately and me and Sludge would have a fight to the death over them.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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J R Hartley
Sludge. Lauren Harries. Yes or No?
I think i would have to say yes. Any port in a storm and all that.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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J R Hartley
Sludge. Lauren Harries. Yes or No?
I think sludge follows the general principle of any hole’s a goal
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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jeremy corbyn
I think i would have to say yes. Any port in a storm and all that.
I really don't understand men :hehe:
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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joecity
Is it too late to add Lady Ga Ga? gives me the creeps.
I'm sorry but I'm not having that.
If I had to pick one woman it would be Gaga.
Keep your plastic looking dead behind the eyes supermodel types.
Gaga looks like a woman that would give you a night you'd never forget - up for anything, a little bit scary and slightly unhinged. Just my type of girl.
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Barbara Cartland.
Not after last time.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Dr Lecter
I'm sorry but I'm not having that.
If I had to pick one woman it would be Gaga.
Keep your plastic looking dead behind the eyes supermodel types.
Gaga looks like a woman that would give you a night you'd never forget - up for anything, a little bit scary and slightly unhinged. Just my type of girl.
You used to say that about me, you gone off me now I'm thinner? :hehe:
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That ugly horse woman from sex and the city.
Like Ruud van Nistelrooy with a vag.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Originally Posted by
TH63
I think sludge follows the general principle of any hole’s a goal
To be fair he did start this thread!
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Originally Posted by
Dr Lecter
I'm sorry but I'm not having that.
If I had to pick one woman it would be Gaga.
Keep your plastic looking dead behind the eyes supermodel types.
Gaga looks like a woman that would give you a night you'd never forget - up for anything, a little bit scary and slightly unhinged. Just my type of girl.
Think it was that meat suit thing. She seems like a fun girl but I can't quite put my finger on what it is. Each to his own tho doc.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Mrs Steve R
I really don't understand men :hehe:
If you really want to understand men just slightly refraze the question to' If nobody would ever find out which women would you not boff?' then stand back and watch the list of women provided shrink. Still some not up for negotiation but some No's would definitely become maybes. Not for me of course. Goes without saying.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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joecity
Think it was that meat suit thing. She seems like a fun girl but I can't quite put my finger on what it is. Each to his own tho doc.
That's just crying out for a joke about beef curtains
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Mrs Steve R
That's just crying out for a joke about beef curtains
dont forget the pork sword
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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joecity
dont forget the pork sword
Sounds like a dodgy mixed grill that. 2 fried eggs included and I wont go on.:biggrin:
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Fk it one more a Pineapple Ring.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Originally Posted by
joecity
If you really want to understand men just slightly refraze the question to' If nobody would ever find out which women would you not boff?' then stand back and watch the list of women provided shrink. Still some not up for negotiation but some No's would definitely become maybes. Not for me of course. Goes without saying.
I don't see what difference people finding out would make tbh :shrug: maybe it's because I've only ever 'boffed' men I have feelings for? :hehe:
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joecity
Fk it one more a Pineapple Ring.
:hehe:
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Mrs Steve R
I don't see what difference people finding out would make tbh :shrug: maybe it's because I've only ever 'boffed' men I have feelings for? :hehe:
:hehe:
You have obviously never had 8 pints in the Claude and woken up next to an Anne Widdecombe 'a like' in a bedsit on Albany Road and wondered what the feck a wooden leg is doing hanging off the back of the door you were planning to excuse yourself through and hopefully beat your perfectly lovely girlfriend home from her night shift. Good for you. :biggrin:
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Nelsonca61
Vickers daughter between the sheets, doesn't take much imagination!!!!
Incidentally I distrust her more than Thatcher.
May is Tory scum , Thatcher reborn
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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SLUDGE FACTORY
May is Tory scum , Thatcher reborn
Amen to that.
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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joecity
You have obviously never had 8 pints in the Claude and woken up next to an Anne Widdecombe 'a like' in a bedsit on Albany Road and wondered what the feck a wooden leg is doing hanging off the back of the door you were planning to excuse yourself through and hopefully beat your perfectly lovely girlfriend home from her night shift. Good for you. :biggrin:
No I haven't, I'd never be able to drink 8 pints for a start :hehe:
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Mrs Steve R
No I haven't, I'd never be able to drink 8 pints for a start :hehe:
Nor me ever again. Good night all. :thumbup:
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joecity
That is fecking horrific
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Joan Sims from the carry on films
She used to give me the horn
Never fancied Barbara Windsor, a right grot bag
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Mrs Steve R
I really don't understand men :hehe:
Nor me
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Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Organ Morgan.
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
Buy a dog.
Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
I dispute that assertion.
Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.
The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
Some people scoff at Lidl shoppers but you get some right frottage in there
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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TISS
its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby
I would say middle order in the batting line up
Sort of all rounders
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
I dispute that assertion.
Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.
The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.
Have you been reading my diary ?
It's a Vauxhall Astra not a corsa, there is more room in the back for my fishing tackle and sleeping bag
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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BlueWales
Buy a dog.
Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?
I am in the process of considering getting a dog , is it ok to walk your dog with no clothes on ?
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
I saw you looking at me , I tend to not dress up in public anymore , but was desperate to get my hands some crunches
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
A bit hypocritical Sludge, following your comments about Harvey Weinstein
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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JDerrida
A bit hypocritical Sludge, following your comments about Harvey Weinstein
Well if you can't see I am taking the piss out of myself and I am the exact opposite of that tosser you are either on a troll or thick as feck
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
See you there tomorrow morning around lunchtime, I'll be hanging around by the tins of spaghetti :thumbup: