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Sludge
Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
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Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding
Pounding sir, oooooo suits you sir. And at 62 years of age sir, ooooooo!!
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Minion
Pounding sir, oooooo suits you sir. And at 62 years of age sir, ooooooo!!
I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go
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Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
By pounding, do you mean there's a divot where the box of tissues used to lay?
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices. :thumbup:
https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB
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Could combine sleeping, dogging and stalking all in one go....
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Eric the Half a Bee
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Could combine sleeping, dogging and stalking all in one go....
Keep the quips going , I can take it , I am rock hard
Not at the moment obviously
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Eric the Half a Bee
By pounding, do you mean there's a divot where the box of tissues used to lay?
In a word yes
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Steve R
Thanks Simon
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Keep the quips going , I can take it , I am rock hard
Not at the moment obviously
I'd be worried if Mike's board had that effect on people! :hehe:
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Eric the Half a Bee
I'd be worried if Mike's board had that effect on people! :hehe:
Everything gives me the horn
Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?
Argos
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life on mars
Argos
Only if you buy from them and you can't test out their stuff first
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Everything gives me the horn
Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn
Front gate must be a euphemism
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TISS
Front gate must be a euphemism
Ladyboys
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Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding
Start wanking standing up.
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NYCBlue
Start wanking standing up.
The springs would be in an even worse state then
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Steve R
Good if you like sleeping on a trampoline.
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Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding
My daughter got a really good one from What! at a fraction of the big name stores' prices.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go
It must smell like a fish gutters gloves:puke:
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go
Are you courting at the moment Mr Sludge?
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Re: I need a new mattress , mines taken a pounding
Every mattress seller offers 100 days free trial, plus free returns.
Therefore, change mattress every 3 months for free and complain it gave ya bad back. just dont pee the bed.
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Namaste
Every mattress seller offers 100 days free trial, plus free returns.
Therefore, change mattress every 3 months for free and complain it gave ya bad back. just dont pee the bed.
Sludge will pee the bed though.
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bobh
My daughter got a really good one from What! at a fraction of the big name stores' prices.
Will check it out
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Minion
Sludge will pee the bed though.
The only stains on my mattress will be the stains of love
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SLUDGE FACTORY
The springs would be in an even worse state then
Does semen rust them?
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Pearcey3
Are you courting at the moment Mr Sludge?
I don't court , I pounce on unsuspecting victims
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Eric the Half a Bee
Does semen rust them?
Don't be smutty
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I don't court , I pounce on unsuspecting victims
Tinder not for you, then?
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Everything gives me the horn
Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn
Sludge mate, you're getting worse as you get older. Hope it was at least an electric gate!
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beanyblues
Sludge mate, you're getting worse as you get older. Hope it was at least an electric gate!
Can't go far with this tag on my ankle anyway
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Eric the Half a Bee
Tinder not for you, then?
Sex people
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Angela scanlon , bird on the one show now
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A face like the north end of a South bound camel
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Wales-Bales
..and your point is? :hehe:
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Wales-Bales
She's a gorgeous woman and she's in my phone book
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I have just had a phonecall from the police
Something about a harassment order ?
News to me
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I'm with you Sludge, I'd dip in her dab!!!!