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Bob, you're too generous. It's pretty obvious that Fred G. does not have the speed, tactical awareness or basic skills to make the grade in the Championship. It was painful to watch him lumber about...

No attacking creativity at all. Frederic G. is a carthorse who cannot trap a bag of cement. He shows no tactical awareness and cannot jump. Apart from that, he's a good signing.

Unbelievable how many truly dense people there are on this thread. It's a nerdy series of jokes for sure but, come on man, he's talking about WATER. Jeeeeeeezzzzzz.

That's such a naive poll. All of the other goals were from a single, admittedly fantastic, strike by the goalscorer, which impressed the rubes. HRK's goal was a masterpiece, with beautiful build-up...