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The cow's arse and banjo reference is always associated with Dave Bassett, innit?

You are conflating not being able to hit a barn door with not being able to hit a cow's are with a banjo. Your XG rating has been amended accordingly, old fruit.

Language groups too.

Not necessarily. I have joined a few groups (unusual for me as I'm not a 'herd' person) since retiring full-time 3 years ago and have not only increased my social circle but it's easier to get meet...

I am trying not to get involved with the fruitless religious debates on here but as far as Russell Brand is concerned: he used to be a drug addict, a Buddhist, a sex addict, a bulimic, a porn addict,...

Sjurely sjome misjtake :-)

Even a half-decent forward would struggle at City - due to poor supply.
However, the posse of Meite, Etete, Diedhiou and, sadly, this season's version of Robinson wouldn't put fear into any defence.

Words starting with 'sj' tend to be Scandinavian rather than Dutch :-)

Have you thought about a weight loss program?

Surely, it's 'Rotherham United v Cardiff City' instead of the other way around, TOBW :-)

TBG,
Pedant of the day

I think he would turn out to be a Simon Howarth-type signing for a club in the top tier. Pretty good in the league below but not really good enough to cut the mustard at the top level and to...

It's quite difficult to know how good he is. He has inherited a situation where the squad is very poor and without the ability to buy anyone.
And on the one hand, the position attained in the table...

Maybe kindness was more important.

By co-incidence, I learned this evening that the forename 'Adolf' is not on the official list of names that parents in Germany can give to their child.

They were going to take him to a City game but he was offered a plea bargain.

Thanks for the tip-off.

Trevor Francis

Méïté has scored two......er......this season

How clever of you to conflate two different things.

They can't be aware as to how often he fritters away possession.

And St David's miracle was for the land to rise up beneath him in a Welsh village. The concept of patron saints) is clearly absolute nonsense and totally meaningless.

Your 'point' keeps morphing so I'll give up.

Have you noticed that he hasn't invaded any NATO country?

Logic has just passed you by.

Russia has been involved in land grabs (direct or by proxy) in Georgia, Ukraine and Moldova in relatively recent decades whereas other former USSR countries that subsequently joined NATO haven't...