When will they get the message.

I know its pantomime season, but fairy godmothers do not really exist caRl. No one is going to wave a magic wand, clear the debt and get shot of Vindictive Tan.

Why have we got some US money men interested in our club? Ultimately they hope to take out more than they have put in. Until one of us, or one of you, discover Howard Hughes has left us half a billion quid, we are just going to be investment opportunities.