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    Bono,may never play guitar again

    U2 frontman Bono says he fears that he may never play guitar again following a bike accident last November

    Phew thank god for that, just hope he gives up wailing.

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    Mankind should be just about able to cope with this traumatic news.

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    Gives up playing or learning?

    He gave up writing music in the mid 90's

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    Is he a full taxpayer ?

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    Oh dear what a pity,never mind

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    His delay pedal must be devastated.

    Or is that the other guy? No idea.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8dZwXnMrRU

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    Poor plucker.

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    This is terrible news.































































    ...for no-one.

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    He can now focus all his intentions on being a full time messiah

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    What's the difference between god and bono? Answer :god doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's bono

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    He's worth £30m easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragbone wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 13:33
    U2 frontman Bono says he fears that he may never play guitar again following a bike accident last November
    He would struggle to sing again if I ever had that chance to garotte the horrible cun't with a light gauge B string.

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    Re: Bono,may never play guitar again

    Quote Originally Posted by lardy wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 15:54
    He's worth £30m easy.
    Is that before tax

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    He was actually ripping piss out of himself in the article, I think he knows he's not exactly erm the Edge

    I can honestly say after a mere 18 months I'm better then him on the guitar looking at his basic strumming , and I think his guitar is switched off anyway.

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    Unlucky Bono, terrible news.

    Umm.. soo.. is this a bad time to ask if I can ..err .. borrow your emerald green Gretsch Irish Falcon .. just for a little while..?




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    Gutted

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    To be fair to him, some of his statement that i've read in the press is pretty funny - the lycra bit for example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardy wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 15:54
    He's worth £30m easy.
    Not exactly a billionaire then. eh..

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    I opened this thread expecting it to turn into a pun thread but I still haven't found what i'm looking for.

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    Re: Bono,may never play guitar again

    Quote Originally Posted by blueblade wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 17:15
    I opened this thread expecting it to turn into a pun thread but I still haven't found what i'm looking for.
    This thread was always going to happen with or without you !

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    I'm not going to knock bonzo, I feel his disappointment, the problems had just under 4 years ago has left me unable to play my geetar, the epics that I was just completing at the time will never surface

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    Re: Bono,may never play guitar again

    Quote Originally Posted by ninian200 wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 18:23
    I opened this thread expecting it to turn into a pun thread but I still haven't found what i'm looking for.
    Quote Originally Posted by blueblade wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 17:15
    This thread was always going to happen with or without you !
    It might, but not til Sunday Bloody Sunday.

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