There is no one there!

[bear grylls]

I think Ill pop downstairs, cook myself a dry horrible burger, shake a can of piss lager till its flat and overcharge myself for it, ask the missus to wear a yellow bib when she nags me and then i can pretend i went

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

I think Ill pop downstairs, cook myself a dry horrible burger, shake a can of piss lager till its flat and overcharge myself for it, ask the missus to wear a yellow bib when she nags me and then i can pretend i went

Perhaps you could get some family members to jostle and bump into you in a narrow corridor for the full, authentic experience.

[Armitage Shanks]

I think Ill pop downstairs, cook myself a dry horrible burger, shake a can of piss lager till its flat and overcharge myself for it, ask the missus to wear a yellow bib when she nags me and then i can pretend i went

[El Gwapo]

And spoil the empty stadium experience? Its authenticity Im after you blaggard

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

And spoil the empty stadium experience? Its authenticity Im after you blaggard

Good point

[stillblue]

If you fix a mirror on the outside of the toilet door and another on the wall or door opposite it will look like you are in a queue.

[El Gwapo]

Any chance you could stand on landing smoking a fag?

[EdinburghBlue]

Any chance you could stand on landing smoking a fag?

If you kick fu*k out of a few of your neighbours, it may even feel like your back at NP.

[El Gwapo]

you ever tried taking a slash in upstairs block a bog? easier to knit ice cream

[Arfur Europe]

This could be embarrassing.

It should be for the ones who went

Yes, let's hope our own football team get stuffed and everyone that turned up to support them feels bad about themselves. I'm an idiot and it's Tan's fault.

I said the ones who went no need to concern yourself Colonel.

Cutting

They say the 847th cut is the deepest.