Quick joke

[ninianboy1]

An Australian, a Welshman and a Scouser are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Welshman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!'

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Brains SA, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Welshman and shakes it, thanking him for the Brains SA.

When he lets go, the Welshman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone!
It's A Miracle.'

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, 'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefits.

[lardy]

The lesser known trick of turning Brains SA into Guinness.

Aaaah quick on the edit Mr nb1...

I thought the punch line was going to be, the scouser stole Jesus' watch when he reached out his hand

[ninianboy1]

The lesser known trick of turning Brains SA into Guinness.

I got my national stereotypes a bit mixed up!

[ninianboy1]

I thought the punch line was going to be, the scouser stole Jesus' watch when he reached out his hand

Too close to reality to be funny.................

[BLUETIT]

I thought the punch line was going to be, the scouser stole Jesus' watch when he reached out his hand

B 2 B.

[Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond]

I thought the punch line was going to be, the scouser stole Jesus' watch when he reached out his hand

Don't think they had watches in those days.

What, last Saturday ?

[ninianboy1]

I thought the punch line was going to be, the scouser stole Jesus' watch when he reached out his hand

Don't think they had watches in those days.

You obviously don't think that Jesus is around today then - just for the history books!

[ian gibson]

Hear about the Mexican who couldn't find a decent razor?

He should have gone to Spic Shavers.

[Colon Man]

Hear about the Mexican who couldn't find a decent razor?

Reported.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

An Australian, a Welshman and a Scouser are in a bar.

I don't believe this story at all. How could Jesus speak a language that didn't exist when he was alive? Surely only God could do that.