My missus is out tonight.

**blueblade** · 13-02-15, 19:19

Watching that 50 shades nonsense.

Should I wait up?

Should I shower JUST in case?

Should I avoid having a wank in anticipation?

**jbgnuts** · 13-02-15, 19:21

Originally Posted by blueblade wrote on Fri, 13 February 2015 19:19

Watching that 50 shades nonsense.

depends whose she going with

**Bluemellons** · 13-02-15, 19:21

Keep some bolt cutters under the bed.

**JP1970** · 13-02-15, 19:26

Originally Posted by blueblade wrote on Fri, 13 February 2015 19:19

Watching that 50 shades nonsense.

All 3 I would say....

**ian gibson** · 13-02-15, 19:29

The wife said, "I can't put this Fifty shades of grey book down"

"Try washing your hands between wanks then" I said.

**we bleed blue** · 13-02-15, 20:15

I asked my misses if she wanted to see it for Valentines Day?
She said yes so I said good,I'm going on the piss then.

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