I'm not being sexist, but.

[Mrs Steve R]

You got too much time on your hands Mrs Woman.

My mum could breast feed, both breasts mind you, help with homework, bake a lasagne, watch Coronation Street and stick a mop up her arse to wipe the kitchen floor with.

I've not used this for a while but it's well deserved in this case.

How on earth did you get that past the censor?

Did you say you had a month off?

[Gwynedd Blue]

You got too much time on your hands Mrs Woman.

My mum could breast feed, both breasts mind you, help with homework, bake a lasagne, watch Coronation Street and stick a mop up her arse to wipe the kitchen floor with.

I've not used this for a while but it's well deserved in this case.

How on earth did you get that past the censor?

Do you mean that Mrs R can be persuaded to be female?

[The sheep report]

You got too much time on your hands Mrs Woman.

My mum could breast feed, both breasts mind you, help with homework, bake a lasagne, watch Coronation Street and stick a mop up her arse to wipe the kitchen floor with.

I've not used this for a while but it's well deserved in this case.

How on earth did you get that past the censor?

Shhh, don't draw attention to it.

No darling, I said it was my time of the month. What's your excuse?

[Mrs Steve R]

You got too much time on your hands Mrs Woman.

My mum could breast feed, both breasts mind you, help with homework, bake a lasagne, watch Coronation Street and stick a mop up her arse to wipe the kitchen floor with.

I've not used this for a while but it's well deserved in this case.

How on earth did you get that past the censor?

Shhh, don't draw attention to it.

You drew that yourself? Really I could have sworn that I had seen it somewhere else.

Excuse for what? I don't need an excuse for anything.

[The sheep report]

You got too much time on your hands Mrs Woman.

My mum could breast feed, both breasts mind you, help with homework, bake a lasagne, watch Coronation Street and stick a mop up her arse to wipe the kitchen floor with.

I've not used this for a while but it's well deserved in this case.

How on earth did you get that past the censor?

Shhh, don't draw attention to it.

You drew that yourself? Really I could have sworn that I had seen it somewhere else.

Oh well, you know your own handiwork better than I do. Who am I to disagree with someone of the female persuasion..

Oh com'on. Some people have got sackfuls of excuses on here. I've never come across so many people falling over themselves in post after post to find different ways to say that they don't like brown people. This board is practically institutionally racist week after week.

[Ainsley Harriott]

You got too much time on your hands Mrs Woman.

My mum could breast feed, both breasts mind you, help with homework, bake a lasagne, watch Coronation Street and stick a mop up her arse to wipe the kitchen floor with.

I've not used this for a while but it's well deserved in this case.

How on earth did you get that past the censor?

Shhh, don't draw attention to it.

You drew that yourself? Really I could have sworn that I had seen it somewhere else.

Oh well, you know your own handiwork better than I do. Who am I to disagree with someone of the female persuasion..

Did you say you had a month off?

Horses are terrible people.

[Baloo]

ITVBe+1 now: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Making The Team,

[wolfybluebird]

...should women be allowed on CCMB?

We seem to be over run with them now.

Whatever happened to multi-tasking, working in the kitchen doing the plates and dishes or a little bit of housework when they feel in need of a break?

Well yes, I am female and I do have lots of girlfriends .

[The sheep report]

...should women be allowed on CCMB?

We seem to be over run with them now.

Whatever happened to multi-tasking, working in the kitchen doing the plates and dishes or a little bit of housework when they feel in need of a break?

Over run you say

Well I think two members of the female persuasion is quite enough for this board.