The sheep report

[The sheep report]

Brief encounter in the field with a strange ram in the middle of the night.

Yeah, the usual. One or two quickies and then it was back with the boys.

They're always coming and going and going and coming, and always too soon.

[Vimana.]

Ah.

This is awkward ..

[The sheep report]

Ah.

I'll say! I had washed my fleece the night before and was thinking of dyeing it this morning. Bought a colour chart and all. It turns out that 50 shades of grey had nothing to do with hair dye.

[Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond]

Ah.

This is awkward ..

[Mrs Steve R]

Brief encounter in the field with a strange ram in the middle of the night.

I'm worried about ewe.

[Observer]

Brief encounter in the field with a strange ram in the middle of the night.

The dirty baaaaaaastard.

[Vimana.]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh Wham bam thank you lamb

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Mutton grumble.

[Gwynedd Blue]

Hey you all - stop making fun of my neighbours. Bah Humbug

There are about fifty pregnant ewes in the field just yards away from me. Saw one give birth to two lambs last year.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

Sheep sheep you're a liar

[The sheep report]

Hey you all - stop making fun of my neighbours. Bah Humbug

Television reception is that bad then..