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As Monday approaches, the idea to some, to throw a sicky is looming.
now this mb has proven to be a wealth of knowledge and information to us all ,so here I provide the younger generation with a thread full of excuses for calling in sick.
Anyone with any funny stories?
My Grandmother has died 7 times over the years and always on a Monday.
Thatcher would be disgusted with you...
Nah she wouldn't. I'm a model citizen mun.Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Sun, 08 March 2015 22:52
Testicle Torsion playing Sunday football.
Tell them you feel ill due to discovering that your hero was a paedophile sympathizer
Tell them you feel ill due to discovering that your hero was a paedophile sympathizer
Tell your boss that you have a problem with your back (i.e. you can't get off it).
You slammed your dick in the fridge door.
I have never once been questioned over this.
Your wife has handcuffed you to the bed and lost the bloody key?
Tell them you feel ill due to discovering that your hero was a paedophile sympathizer
Slade could call in with a bad side
As Monday approaches, the idea to some, to throw a sicky is looming.
A previous flat mate called in when he didn't turn up for his 4pm shift and said he'd just slept in.
Ear infection, put some cotton wool in your ear on returning to work (as the convincer) Hope this helps.
Just tell them the truth, you've got tickets for the United game
Here we go.
PM Russell. He's a dab hand at excuses now.
A cricked neck, also useful the next day for avoiding awkward eye contact
Having a toddler in a germ infested creche-pit is also handy for an early finish
Tell them that you have indulged in a weekend of incessant sodomy and that you are in pain, incontinent and cannot sit down.
The return to work interview will be fun watching them squirm, and they wont do anything at all, nothing whatsoever, for fear of appearing in the slightest bit anti bummery.
I have never tested this theory mind .. but it's copper bottomed.
You had to get your Hull stubs the night before
Diarrhea, no one in the history of mankind has ever questioned this. Any occasion, no one does.
It's personal only your doctor should know your medical information
This. Always a winner. Try not use the term "diarrhea" though. Come up with a euphemism. Stomach flu, food poisoning, gastric irritation etc.
2 bob bits etcDiarrhea, no one in the history of mankind has ever questioned this. Any occasion, no one does.
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