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    FAO Mike Morris

    By the Lord Harry, greetings Mr Morris.

    I trust that you and all my old chums are hale, hearty and in good health.
    What a season sir, what a season indeed.
    We shall be joining you next season, after having spent the thick end off 200 million (which we didn't have) in expectation of grabbing the 17th spot.
    Alas sir, we are where we deserve to be.

    No matter Mr Morris, no matter indeed, for I long for the days whereby I can watch my team compete against evenly matched teams.
    For I have seen the promised land of the premiership sir.....it promised little, and delivered even less.

    Still sir, what are we if not men?......we stand tall sir, and face Carlos Kickaball with stoic resolve.

    I hold football chairmen in the same regard as all under the age of 30 Mr Morris.
    A sound thrashing fortnightly, and an ice cold shower every morning at 6AM.....it would be the making of the buggers sir.

    By God sir......it's good to be back.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    I know I'm not Moggis, but it's good to see you back on here. It sounds as if your visit to the bright lights was as enjoyable as ours, and with a similar financial outcome.

    I won't spoil the surprise waiting for you next year...

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    If your forum is anything like this one your posters will have moaned all through the Premier season about how much better the Championship is, only to then moan the next season about how shit it is in the Championship.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Greetings Mr Penarth Sir, I trust you are well.

    Looking forward to next season sir, I understand that your stewards are receiving letters of congratulations from supporters of other clubs for their excellent behaviour towards their fans.
    Splendid news sir, splendid news.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Do you talk like that in real life, Sir?

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by qprlondon wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:15
    Greetings Mr Penarth Sir, I trust you are well.
    You could try changing to red and white hoops next season. It'll do wonders for your club's morale. It'll be good to play you again. I've met some great QPR fans over the years (and some who threw fireworks at us from the flats backing onto the Loftus Road away end, but we won't talk about them).

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Very good to see you back Sir.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by qprlondon wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:15
    Greetings Mr Penarth Sir, I trust you are well.
    I trust you'll enjoy your final few matches before promotion back to the league that offers true competition along with a chance of winning a match!

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by Gluey wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:31
    Do you talk like that in real life, Sir?
    Gawd blimey guv'nor, knees up Mother Brown sort of chap.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by Penarth Blues wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:40
    Greetings Mr Penarth Sir, I trust you are well.
    Quote Originally Posted by qprlondon wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:15
    Looking forward to next season sir, I understand that your stewards are receiving letters of congratulations from supporters of other clubs for their excellent behaviour towards their fans.
    By God Sir, I call it civilisation.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:14
    If your forum is anything like this one your posters will have moaned all through the Premier season about how much better the Championship is, only to then moan the next season about how shit it is in the Championship.
    It's the curse of the supporters Sir, the curse of the supporters.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:34
    Very good to see you back Sir.
    Kind thanks Mr Charlie Sir, kind thanks.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by Colon Man wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:33
    Greetings Mr Penarth Sir, I trust you are well.
    Quote Originally Posted by qprlondon wrote on Mon, 20 April 2015 22:15
    Looking forward to next season sir, I understand that your stewards are receiving letters of congratulations from supporters of other clubs for their excellent behaviour towards their fans.
    By God, that box of Standard Fireworks cost half a crown.

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    Re: FAO Mike Morris

    Good evening and welcome back !

    Harry of Redknapp claims your club are a "soap opera" !

    Lord knows what he would have said about us had he managed here !

    Whilst you have that strapping lad "Austin" up front you have hope !

    I think Hull and Burnley may be heading back to the championship with the 3rd place between Leicester,Sunderland and yourselves.

    Good luck.

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