Andrew Neil unravels the Tory small business deceit - Hilarious

[Elysium]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

[Observer]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

[Elysium]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Answer my question.

[Packerman]

call a time out guys

[Observer]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

I think you were mislead and you have my full sympathy. If I were you I would withhold my vote in protest

[Elysium]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

Explain yourself.

[Observer]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

Answer my question.

If you weren't privy to what they were up to, then they have treated you with disrespect. Personally I would be fuming if I was used as a pawn in a political game.

[lardy]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

You probably owe Croesy some kind of explanation for saying this.

[Elysium]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

Answer my question.

I think you were mislead and you have my full sympathy. If I were you I would withhold my vote in protest

I have asked you on several occasions and I will ask you again to explain your original allegation.

[Observer]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

Answer my question.

I think you were mislead and you have my full sympathy. If I were you I would withhold my vote in protest

No you don't, you have suggested that I have "kept quiet about my role in this attempt to scam the voting public".

You have already explained that you were unaware that they were going to pass off that letter as your own initiative. Are you seriously still going to vote for them?

[Elysium]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

Answer my question.

I think you were mislead and you have my full sympathy. If I were you I would withhold my vote in protest

No you don't, you have suggested that I have "kept quiet about my role in this attempt to scam the voting public".

Explain yourself.

Now explain yourself.

[Eric Cartman]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

You probably owe Croesy some kind of explanation for saying this.

edited for accuracy

[Feedback]

The Captain of Industry no.1998 is rather quiet about his role in this attemp to scam the voting public

Congratulations on having the mental ability to read a document. This, at least, is a quantum leap forward from your colleague on here who quite patently doesn't have the mental capacity to do so.

Could you please point out to your audience where me voluntarily signing a small business letter in support of the Conservative Party economic policies is a scam?

Yes I can read

Full details are in the video above

So, to be clear, are you suggesting that I am an accessory to a fraudulent criminal act?

Just wondering how you got on the list, are you on the CCHQ mailing list? Come on old chap spill the beans.

Out of free- choice Gluepot. Now answer my question.

Did you have any idea that they were going to pass it off as being your own initiative, instead of a CCHQ hatched plan?

Any chance of withholding your keyboard as well.

[TH63]

Oh come on Croesy, wind your neck in ffs.

It's quite obvious that gluey was referring to the fact that you had UNWITTINGLY become a party to some, shall we say dubious activity, conducted by someone else.

[Stavross CCFC]

[Elysium]

Oh come on Croesy, wind your neck in ffs.

So how about you wind your neck in as well.

[TH63]

How very grown up of you.

In this particular thread, you have taken a comment the wrong way and totally overreacted (admittedly as others have done on other threads, but I'm not commenting on those threads at the moment.

I'm just trying to help here, don't know why I bother sometimes.

[Elysium]

How very grown up of you.

I thank you for your kind help.

[Stavross CCFC]

Oh come on Croesy, wind your neck in ffs.

It could be bigger than the General Election and Pacquiao/Mayweather combined.

[Packerman]

Oh come on Croesy, wind your neck in ffs.

It's quite obvious that gluey was referring to the fact that you had UNWITTINGLY become a party to some, shall we say dubious activity, conducted by someone else.

We would need an unbiased ref, good luck with that on this board

[Observer]

Ok I'm back, so where were we?

[Harley]

I've got to hand it to those leaning to the right on this board none of them were stupid enough to mention the letter it could of been embarrassing if they did 😀

[Feedback]

I've got to hand it to those leaning to the right on this board none of them were stupid enough to mention the letter it could of been embarrassing if they did 😀

Go on what letter? I really have no interest in UK politics or any of the parties so no longer pay attention to any of them.

[Observer]

I've got to hand it to those leaning to the right on this board none of them were stupid enough to mention the letter it could of been embarrassing if they did 😀

Go on what letter? I really have no interest in UK politics or any of the parties so no longer pay attention to any of them.

Yeah me too, but I will say one thing. If the Tories are prepared to manipulate reality using their own party members for political gain, then there is no bloody hope for us here in Wales if they stay in power.