The CCMB Tonight Show

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Good evening and welcome to the CCMB Tonight Show with me, Colonel Cardiffi.

In the news today, Labour suffered a huge swing in the election...



and meanwhile, the voting system in Wales causes more questions than it answers...



On tonight's show we'll be talking to Croesy about his struggle with dual personality syndrome and we'll be asking Gluey how he can amass over 17,000 posts without anyone knowing who the hell he is.

First though, to talk about her life as a DJ/housewife please welcome to the thread MRS STEVE R!!!!

[Mrs Steve R]

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

Now, a lot of our audience will be wanting to know, just how difficult is it to juggle the two lives of being a DJ AND looking after a household, husband and children?

[Elysium]

Good evening and welcome to the CCMB Tonight Show with me, Colonel Cardiffi.

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[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Er, Croesy/Mrs Croesy could you please go back to the green room, my producer will call you when it's time for you to come on the show.

[Elysium]

Er, Croesy/Mrs Croesy could you please go back to the green room, my producer will call you when it's time for you to come on the show.

Any left? Someone said there was a whole hog there.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Er, Croesy/Mrs Croesy could you please go back to the green room, my producer will call you when it's time for you to come on the show.

Where's the hog roast then?

Croesy, please, you're ruining the show for everybody.

[Vimana.]

Excellent format for a thread!
Keep it going..

[Mrs Steve R]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

I wont lie, it can be a struggle sometimes, Mr R can be very demanding but I get on the decks whenever possible.

[Vimana.]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

Mrs R with an impressive vocal impersonation of popular Barry character Nessa there

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

[Elysium]

Er, Croesy/Mrs Croesy could you please go back to the green room, my producer will call you when it's time for you to come on the show.

Where's the hog roast then?

Any left? Someone said there was a whole hog there.

Move along, move along.

[Mrs Steve R]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

Now, a lot of our audience will be wanting to know, just how difficult is it to juggle the two lives of being a DJ AND looking after a household, husband and children?

That wasn't even intended.

[Mrs Steve R]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

Now, a lot of our audience will be wanting to know, just how difficult is it to juggle the two lives of being a DJ AND looking after a household, husband and children?

Oh dear.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

Now, a lot of our audience will be wanting to know, just how difficult is it to juggle the two lives of being a DJ AND looking after a household, husband and children?

I wont lie, it can be a struggle sometimes, Mr R can be very demanding but I get on the decks whenever possible.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Mrs Steve R, always a pleasure.

Now, you can't help but notice the trouble we've had on this show so far with unscheduled interruptions from our guests, but with split personality issues, Croesy can hardly be blamed for his condition.

However, before we speak to Croesy we'll have a brief musical interlude from another guest you've seen in this thread tonight, the anarchic,

VIMANA!

[Mrs Steve R]

Good evening, take a seat, take a seat.

Welcome to the show.

Now, a lot of our audience will be wanting to know, just how difficult is it to juggle the two lives of being a DJ AND looking after a household, husband and children?

I wont lie, it can be a struggle sometimes, Mr R can be very demanding but I get on the decks whenever possible.

Yes, I'll bet it can get hectic.

[Elysium]

Mrs Steve R, always a pleasure.

Ambulance doctor, quickly please.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Well we seem to have had a bit of a technical hitch there with our musical act so lets move right onto our next guest.

You'll have seen him/her as a regular on this very board under various guises, a controversial figure, he's often to be found embroiled in disputes with many other CCMBers but he's here tonight fresh from victory for his party in the general election, ladies and gentlemen please welcome...

CROESY!!!

boooo hisssssss

[Packerman]

someones bored

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

someones bored

[jeepster]

someones bored

Its good though.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

someones bored

Its good though.

[Packerman]

someones bored

Its good though.

[Bobby_The_Bhoy]

YOU DONT EVEN GO TO GAMES