The CCMB Tonight Show

[Vimana.]

Mrs Steve R, always a pleasure.

Fook I posted t'wrong video, fixed now

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

OK, well while we wait for Croesy to relinquish the green-room sherry we'll have a brief interlude with the observational comedic stylings of...

BOOBY!!!

[Bobby_The_Bhoy]

What do you call a cardiff city fan? A Prmiersheep!

[Richyrich]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer finds the set of a talk show in a skip and sets it up in his apartment.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

What do you call a cardiff city fan? A Prmiersheep!

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Mrs Steve R, always a pleasure.

Now, you can't help but notice the trouble we've had on this show so far with unscheduled interruptions from our guests, but with split personality issues, Croesy can hardly be blamed for his condition.

[Vimana.]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

[Mrs Steve R]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Are we getting paid?

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Therefore we'll have to move straight on to our final guest.

[Packerman]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Are we getting paid?

case of lemsip

[Vimana.]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Are we getting paid?

case of lemsip

See a doctor about that lad, and while yer there show 'im yer pecker man.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

You will have seen him on this board most recently politically advocating for the left, no doubt he'll be left bitterly disappointed after today's election results but tonight we'll be trying to get to the bottom of his enigmatic personality.

He's one of the board's most prolific posters and yet little is known about him, ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the show....

GLUEY!!!!

[Vimana.]

^^ ee Colonel, that Gluey - is he a disappearing act?

[Packerman]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Are we getting paid?

case of lemsip

See a doctor about that lad, and while yer there show 'im yer pecker man.

croesy cant be here he's down the gym or is it down on jim

[Mrs Steve R]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Are we getting paid?

case of lemsip

Pfft, he told me I'd get some major bookings from this gig, wtf

[Packerman]

Ive dun me turn, where's me fookin mooney?

Are we getting paid?

case of lemsip

Pfft, he told me I'd get some major bookings from this gig, wtf

hes no simon cowell thats for sure

[Packerman]

^^ ee Colonel, that Gluey - is he a disappearing act?

glueys packing for his world tour, foil lined case

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Well ladies and gentlemen it would appear that our final guest has also managed to get lost on his way from the green room so that just leaves me to thank our guests...

Mrs Steve R

Croesy

Our musical act Vimana

Our comedic turn Booby

and our non-existent and increasingly mysterious guest Gluey

and while I slip quietly out the back door to avoid the sticky subject of payment to our guests, I leave you with VIMANA to play us out!

GOODNIGHT!

[Mrs Steve R]

Well ladies and gentlemen it would appear that our final guest has also managed to get lost on his way from the green room so that just leaves me to thank our guests...

What about the after party?

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

What about the after party?

Well if someone sticks a song on to play us out I'll open a bag of Wotsis and a can of Vimto.

[Vimana.]

Thank ye Mr Cardiffi, I dun sing dis sowng fow yow.

G'night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmQXmqbZ3Pc

[Packerman]

Thank ye Mr Cardiffi, I dun sing dis sowng fow yow.

didn't know our host was a gas head

[Mrs Steve R]

Thank ye Mr Cardiffi, I dun sing dis sowng fow yow.

[Vimana.]

fun!

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Thank ye Mr Cardiffi, I dun sing dis sowng fow yow.

G'night

I don't sell the signing ones... but I do flog 'em!