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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 17:10
    Ignition sequence initiated..
    No. I'm sure he has a fair answer....

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    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiffa wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 12:23
    Impromptu meetings in the kitchen
    Any/all meetings.

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Rumney-Coleman wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 13:23
    People who walk by my desk, and shout out what im looking at on my screen. Ooooooh booking a holiday are you?! Nice one your ****ing prick, the manager sits opposite. Nosey pricks!
    My office annoyance is that we aren't allowed Chrome on our PCs, so Firefox has to do. The amount of people who happily use IE amazes me.

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    Food Chompers and sloppers.

    Tomato Sauce.

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    F***wits who point something out on my CAD monitor with a pen or pencil leaving a mark on my screens !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    Usually did the trick though .. one or two seemed to start to get quite .. 'keen' on hearing the ritual indiscretion

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 17:10
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    People who shriek at the tops of their voices because they have a headset on. People who bash the life out of the keyboard and lift the mouse 2" off the desk and drop it every time they use it. Luckily my office is gradually introducing home working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:32
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    I quite like the reply - "no it was shit"

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:32
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    I had one like you, this one woman used to come in to my office every morning and me being polite would say "Hi, how are you?" or words to that effect, she would then go on to tell me about her piles and how they were bleeding all the time and her irritated bowel. Why can't people just say "Ok thanks" they know you don't really want to know.

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:55
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:32
    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    Whenever I used to get fed up of the multiple, multiple 'good weekend'? niceties I would sometimes answer 'yes' and then go into graphic detail about 'why' - involving candid descriptions of sexual activity. Not necessarily true mind .. ;)
    And I never mentioned any stories to do with bleeding or 'back passage'. Except this one time when .. oh .. whoops .. old habits

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 23:13
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:55
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:32
    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    Whenever I used to get fed up of the multiple, multiple 'good weekend'? niceties I would sometimes answer 'yes' and then go into graphic detail about 'why' - involving candid descriptions of sexual activity. Not necessarily true mind .. ;)
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    Usually did the trick though .. one or two seemed to start to get quite .. 'keen' on hearing the ritual indiscretion
    Omg that's the phrase she used to use "I'm bleeding from my back passage"

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    Dem gangstas with their expensive Js and Adidas on their feet... also blarin out rap music, esp Kanye, Drake, Kendrick Lamar songs. Their designer clothes. Grr...

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 23:34
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 23:13
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:55
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:32
    Whenever I used to get fed up of the multiple, multiple 'good weekend'? niceties I would sometimes answer 'yes' and then go into graphic detail about 'why' - involving candid descriptions of sexual activity. Not necessarily true mind .. ;)
    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    Usually did the trick though .. one or two seemed to start to get quite .. 'keen' on hearing the ritual indiscretion
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    Now that is a conversation stopper!

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 23:43
    PREPARE your kids for office life by asking them if they had a good weekend twenty times every Monday morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 23:34
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 23:13
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:55
    Whenever I used to get fed up of the multiple, multiple 'good weekend'? niceties I would sometimes answer 'yes' and then go into graphic detail about 'why' - involving candid descriptions of sexual activity. Not necessarily true mind .. ;)
    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:32
    Usually did the trick though .. one or two seemed to start to get quite .. 'keen' on hearing the ritual indiscretion
    Quote Originally Posted by saganspirit wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 22:24
    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 18:36
    I had one like you, this one woman used to come in to my office every morning and me being polite would say "Hi, how are you?" or words to that effect, she would then go on to tell me about her piles and how they were bleeding all the time and her irritated bowel. Why can't people just say "Ok thanks" they know you don't really want to know.
    Not for her it wasn't.. sadly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 17:10
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    Nah. Just a trouble maker with mo bottle.

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Croesy Blue wrote on Thu, 28 May 2015 07:28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 17:10
    Nah. Just a trouble maker with mo bottle.
    Peace out dawg

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    Re: Office annoyances

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimistic Nick wrote on Wed, 27 May 2015 12:58
    People putting their stuff on my desk when in an open-plan environment. I currently sit in between two other people and there is no visible deliniation between my desk space and that of my neighbours. The current lot are OK, but in the past I've had people trying to encroach and shift their phones and stuff on to my side of the invisible-but-nevertheless-well-understood line.
    All of these are perfectly valid points, well made.

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