Urban myths you were told when you were younger.

**Harry Flashman** · 09-07-15, 18:25

Black people turn green in swimming pools which is why you never see one in there.

**nugent** · 09-07-15, 18:26

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:09

"its not the size of your willy that counts, its what you do with it that matters".

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:06

yeah right.

I used to stick my willy in the vacuum cleaner when I was younger tho

**ian gibson** · 09-07-15, 18:33

If your microwave is too powerful and making your soup boiling hot, put a big block of lead in there as it will absorb up all the x-rays making the soup just right.

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 09-07-15, 18:36

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:03

The Hensol Castle one, about someone escaping and chopping off a fellas head and banging it on the roof of a car, which happens to have his (the headless fella) girlfriend inside.

Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 18:54

This has to be the story of the 70's , everyone over a certain age knew it and it was bloody scary .

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 13:15

Also there was the tunnel from the Castle to the Cross Inn by the flyover

Originally Posted by bluethrough wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 12:49

We had the same story in Somerset but it was about Tone Vale hospital instead.

Originally Posted by BLUETIT wrote on Wed, 08 July 2015 17:59

That hospital is long gone. The murderer now lives in the new housing estate in the same location.

He likes to head off early for work in the mornings.

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 09-07-15, 18:36

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26

"its not the size of your willy that counts, its what you do with it that matters".

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:09

yeah right.

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:06

being someone that is average/below average in the length and girth dept, I was ok with that saying until I started watching porn.

You are fortunate that you didn't die, son.

**Alex DeLarge** · 09-07-15, 18:41

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26

I used to stick my willy in the vacuum cleaner when I was younger tho

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html

**BlueWales** · 09-07-15, 18:56

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26

"its not the size of your willy that counts, its what you do with it that matters".

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:09

yeah right.

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:06

being someone that is average/below average in the length and girth dept, I was ok with that saying until I started watching porn.

Thank ferk Dysons didn't exist back then.

**jeepster** · 09-07-15, 19:10

Originally Posted by BlueWales wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:56

"its not the size of your willy that counts, its what you do with it that matters".

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26

yeah right.

Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:09

being someone that is average/below average in the length and girth dept, I was ok with that saying until I started watching porn.

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:06

some willys out there are fooking massive, and the woman screams like fack as soon as the big men stick the bell end in

Would have sucked his eyes out

**fingers** · 09-07-15, 19:54

When the ice cream van plays a tune it means he's run out of ice cream

**Colonel Cærdiffi** · 09-07-15, 19:56

Originally Posted by fingers wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 20:54

When the ice cream van plays a tune it means he's run out of ice cream

You poor bastard.

**Vimana.** · 09-07-15, 19:59

Originally Posted by nugent wrote on Thu, 09 July 2015 19:26

I used to stick my willy in the vacuum cleaner when I was younger tho

**uncle bob** · 06-05-16, 09:20

If you blew through your straw for long enough into your bottle of milk in infants school it would turn into cheese.

**adz-a32** · 06-05-16, 12:26

Originally Posted by Kitman

Yep, that razor blade / water slide one is a classic,

Others that spring to mind

Go on a night out in town and someone pricks you with a needle and leavs a note in your pocket saying "Welcome to the HIV club"
Some, kid in some school in Cardiff killed herself in an exam by putting two pencils up her nose and smacking her head on the table
Some story involving Eddie Murphy, a hotel in Vegas, a lift, an amusing misunderstanding and him settling the bill (have heard this from So many different people!)

You are fed a serious amount of bollox in school!!

Didn't Eazy-E die in a similar way?

**CCFC CASUAL** · 06-05-16, 12:41

If you pull funny faces and the wind changes you will be stuck with that face forever.

My earliest memory, was about 3 in a pushchair with my nan, and an old biddy she stopped to talk to said that to me because I was pulling faces at her. I then booted her in the shin. My nan was appalled and never let me live it down until the day she died.

**NYCBlue** · 06-05-16, 13:35

Originally Posted by G rangetown Blue

Has to be this >

Big time. Been blown out of all proportion.

**Llanedeyrnblue** · 06-05-16, 16:49

Originally Posted by Culver Blue

Also the one about someone doing a belly flop off top board Empire Pool and all their guts spilled all over the deep end

I remember that one

**Ainsley Harriott** · 06-05-16, 17:12

That the "Black Nun" haunted the place at Llangranog we went on a school trip to (seems most schools went there at some point).

**Mad as a fish** · 07-05-16, 11:07

Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi

Microwaved banana skin is an excellent substitute for weed.

Thats no myth. That was the inspiration for "Donovan" hit, MELLOW YELLOW.

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