Is this Dave's Bacon Sandwich moment?

[Observer]

I feel ill

[Jordi Culé]

What's he doing with a drag artist?

[Observer]

Yeah, the makeup is a tad overdone for a trip to the beach.

Luckily a professional photographer just happened to be walking past, so all that effort didn't go to waste.

[Jordi Culé]

Yeah, the makeup is a tad overdone for a trip to the beach.

I thought most MPs kept this sort of thing in house?

[Observer]

She's not even looking at him when he speaks, maybe she's gazing at some young stud in the distance wearing a white speedo.

Postures are all wrong, both slouching with clenched palms and closed body language.

And they haven't even touched their drinks.

[Mrs Steve R]

[Jordi Culé]

She's not even looking at him when he speaks, maybe she's gazing at some young stud in the distance wearing a white speedo.

He ****ing hates Europe doesn't he?

[Feedback]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

[Mrs Steve R]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

Awww how romantic.

[Jordi Culé]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

Sam looks like the product of too much upper class inter breeding. She's probably a nice girl but looks like a seahorse.

[Feedback]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

Awww how romantic.

[Mrs Steve R]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

Awww how romantic.

I can be even more romantic than that if the occasion demands

[Observer]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

Sam looks like the product of too much upper class inter breeding. She's probably a nice girl but looks like a seahorse.

A grave insult to seahorses everywhere

[Vimana.]

I quite like Sam cam. I'd slip her a length. Agree with the rest of the observations

What if she turned her back upon you and your advances?