The best and brightest in society

[Kiffa]

whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

Anything would be better than a long night of your inane ramblings feedy

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whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

You are an ignorant bigot.

These inane ramblings of mine - what attracts you to them?

[Kiffa]

whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

You are an ignorant bigot.

you must be such a joy to be with during these long winter nights

If you do this, you can't move for them

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whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

You are an ignorant bigot.

you must be such a joy to be with during these long winter nights

Anything would be better than a long night of your inane ramblings feedy

maybe I'm a little thick and therefore should apply for a job in the public sector, but I really can't work out what message you're trying to convey with your keyboard mash

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whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

You are an ignorant bigot.

you must be such a joy to be with during these long winter nights

Anything would be better than a long night of your inane ramblings feedy

These inane ramblings of mine - what attracts you to them?

Maybe you're a little more thick - Kiffa is saying that your inane ramblings are clogging up this forum.

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whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

You are an ignorant bigot.

you must be such a joy to be with during these long winter nights

Anything would be better than a long night of your inane ramblings feedy

These inane ramblings of mine - what attracts you to them?

I regularly look at the politics forum, having a passing interest in it.

maybe I am a little more than thick, do you reckon I'd make it in the civil service?

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whilst not being the best and brightest, I think it is harsh to suggest that public sector workers are ****ing retarded

You are wrong. Archie meant that this thread is retarded - of course you knew that - but you just had to launch a verbal attack on millions of people.

Thankfully, hardly anyone will be offended because hardly anyone reads the threads on this forum, largely due to the fact that your behaviour is so retarded.

You are an ignorant bigot.

you must be such a joy to be with during these long winter nights

Anything would be better than a long night of your inane ramblings feedy

These inane ramblings of mine - what attracts you to them?

I regularly look at the politics forum, having a passing interest in it.

If you do this, you can't move for them

I have no idea whether you'd make it in the civil service. I doubt that they'd tolerate your incessant trolling of internet forums.

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A guy goes to whitehall to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now."
"Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don't you want me here until 10 am?"
"This is a civil service job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. So no point in your coming in for that."

[Kiffa]

Worst. Joke. Ever.

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it wasn't a joke

[Kiffa]

Of course not.

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whoosh

[Kiffa]

If in doubt, whoosh

[archibald leitch]

If in doubt, whoosh

or in feedback's case - if caughgt talking bollocks - pretend it was a joke or 'artistic licence' and blame everyone else for not getting it.

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If in doubt, whoosh

or in feedback's case - if caughgt talking bollocks - pretend it was a joke or 'artistic licence' and blame everyone else for not getting it.

When I said it wasn't a joke I was inferring that sort of behaviour actually goes on in the civil service. Im sure it doesn't but I will freely admit I was taking the piss.

[blue sky]

If in doubt, whoosh

or in feedback's case - if caughgt talking bollocks - pretend it was a joke or 'artistic licence' and blame everyone else for not getting it.

When I said it wasn't a joke I was implying that sort of behaviour actually goes on in the civil service. Im sure it doesn't but I will freely admit I was taking the piss.

Fixed your.....sad....little.......post

[blue sky]

According to this report today the nations top graduates are of the impression that to make a difference in this world they need to work in investment banking, accounting or law with graduates giving the public sector a wide swerve.

http://www.cipfa.org/about-cipfa

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Cipfa is a specialised qualification for those working for the public sector or providing assurance services to the public sector. It's not much use outside of that.

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If in doubt, whoosh

or in feedback's case - if caughgt talking bollocks - pretend it was a joke or 'artistic licence' and blame everyone else for not getting it.

When I said it wasn't a joke I was implying that sort of behaviour actually goes on in the civil service. Im sure it doesn't but I will freely admit I was taking the piss.

Fixed your.....sad....little.......post

You still understood so it's aims were accomplished.

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Cipfa is a specialised qualification for those working for the public sector or providing assurance services to the public sector. It's not much use outside of that.

http://www.cipfa.org/about-cipfa

[TH63]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Cipfa is a specialised qualification for those working for the public sector or providing assurance services to the public sector. It's not much use outside of that.

That's crap I'm afraid. I know a number of cipfa accountants who have transferred easily into the private sector

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Cipfa is a specialised qualification for those working for the public sector or providing assurance services to the public sector. It's not much use outside of that.

That's crap I'm afraid. I know a number of cipfa accountants who have transferred easily into the private sector

Just because a few have transferred doesn't mean the majority are geared up for a results based approach to business. Having worked in the public sector on a secondment my professional opinion is that whilst technically competent, they were no more than that. I'm only going off what I saw, and that is they had very little commercial nous.

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Cipfa is a specialised qualification for those working for the public sector or providing assurance services to the public sector. It's not much use outside of that.

That's crap I'm afraid. I know a number of cipfa accountants who have transferred easily into the private sector

I'm sure you do. the number of cipfa in industry or practice is remarkably small compared to the overall number.

There are more accountants in the UK than in the rest of the EU put together. Why?

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Cipfa is a specialised qualification for those working for the public sector or providing assurance services to the public sector. It's not much use outside of that.

Do you think that all of the 14,000+ accountants working in the public sector are lazy, talentless, imbecilic jobsworths?

Welll?