Slades new tactics

[Jimmy Jimmy]

For the last year every home game Slade is there, standing in his track suit, saying F all with his arms folded - and the result has been abysmal football to watch.

So today he tried something new - probably to freshen things up a bit. He kept the cap and adidas jacked - but swapped the trackie bottoms and trainers for a nice pair of shoes and some sensible trousers (smart casual). And rather than stand up all game with his arms folded - he tries sitting down all game and saying nothing. Leaving it to Trollope and Young to do the talking.

The resulting spectacle was exactly the same

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

He's been ill.

[Jimmy Jimmy]

He must have sh1t his tracksuit pants then, probably he realised he could no longer blame the pitch