Henry the 8th ......he was a shit !!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

[jon1959]

Gentleman of the Stool. Top job back then!

[The Bloop]

Could have used a swans neck after he'd eaten the rest of it

[TruBlue]

Mick's not going to be happy.

[The Alien]

Rumour as it that he wasn't the father of Elizabeth 1st.

[Armitage Shanks]

Indeed that is correct which is why Elizabeth I never had children, because she was a male. The original Elizabeth apparently died when young ?7 of I think small pox, but the courtiers were to afraid to tell Henry, so the only person in the village where she was staying whom had similar features was a little boy. And because in days of olde when they wore white pale make up and because he rarely saw Elizabeth he didn't notice.

[gurkhablue]

No Elizabeth was a hermaphrodite and was genetically unable to have kids.
Henry VIII was a vicious git!

[NECS]

Well he was if you were married to him or if you were a Catholic priest.