In, don't know how, but it's bloody horrible for technophobes like me

[BLUETIT]

Only just got used to this malarky, can't see light at the end of the tunnel.

Still keeps saying i'm not me.

[Steve R]

'I can't spell Malarkey'

[BLUETIT]

'I can't spell Malarkey'

I frigging hate computers.

[Mrs Steve R]

'I can't spell Malarkey'

Look I'm struggling here as it is, without some record playing numbty taking the pi$$.

CC just left you some instructions.

[BLUETIT]

'I can't spell Malarkey'

Look I'm struggling here as it is, without some record playing numbty taking the pi$$.

Spelling out the window at the mo, as new board keeps redirecting me back to where I started.

EMMA's on now, see you in half hour.

[bobh]

Reminds me of an incident at work, years ago.
Although in software support, my mate was a bit of a Luddite. He clung on to the old systems as long as possible, even though the rest of us moved on.
When eventually forced to use a new PC, with windows release in the mid 90s, he suddenly got up and despaired
"I've heard of wysiwyg - that's 'what you see is what you get'.
But this is WIGIALOB!"

"Eh?" we enquired, innocently.


He replied "What I've Got Is A Load Of Bollocks!"