I'd sooner live there and similar places like Rhondda, Aberdare or Merthyr than most areas of Cardiff that are far more, er, culturally diverse. Mind, on my last visit to Caerphilly a year ago a bloke was stabbed on its main street in the middle of the afternoon, and its Wetherspoon further up the hill was the smallest ever; more pokier than The Great Western, even.

I think everyone accepts the poorer and more socially deprived an area is then the higher the proportion of residents who are anti social chavs, pikeys, pot bellied single mothers and other smelly b'stards most of whom are on drugs.