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chinese man goes for a ride in a hot air baloon always wanted to go up in one and see the world from up in the clouds as hed never been in a plane
he books the trip but cant go as he cant get time off work so he sends his son sum ting wong up in the baloon hes only 4 years old his son but seems to enjoy it
a couple are on honeymoon on the china and husband steps onto the balconythen rushes in and slams door and wife says hows the weather the guy (her husband) says not the best, theres a little nip in the air
Why did the Chuckle Brothers start working for British Gas?
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I did laugh though. Not on the joke. Hahaha!
I just got back from a holiday in Saudi Arabia, whilst I was over there I went to strip club and all the men were shouting at the lovely ladies " show us your face, show us your face"
Bye
i went to china and they were using sticks not forks whats that about
They were trying to light a fire ffs!
Nips are Japanese people.Originally Posted by giddyblue
Went to ground zero in new York, and I saw a man crouched down crying his eyes out. "Did you lose one of your loved ones on that awful day my friend?" I said.
"No" he replied.
"Why are you crying then? I said.
He looked up, and said......
I was the ****ing window cleaner!
Boom. Boom.
Two Japanese people meet on Barry beach (on holiday, see)
They get talking, and one asks "where in Japan are you from?"
"Tokyo" came the reply.
Ah, I am also from Tokyo. Who do you work for?"
"I work for Tokyo council"
"Ah, I also work for Tokyo council. Where is your main area of work?"
"I work in cleaning main sewer."
"I also clean main sewer. Isn't it funny, us working in same place but never seeing each other before"
"Yes, we are two nips that pass in the shite!"
:coat:
Get your face out for the boys
IF IS A VERY BIG WORD WITH 2 SYLLABLES. END OF STORY.
Out with the lads from OCD anonymous tonight.
Things aren't gonna get messy.
Posted on wrong joke, should have been the tigerbaybluebirds
If the answer is " Cock Robin " then what is the question ?
" What's up my bum , Batman ?"
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