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Thread: Stoned off my cake on painkillers !!

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    Stoned off my cake on painkillers !!

    I go in for an ankle ligament reconstruction at port Talbot hospital on the 5th of may , thus blowing my euro with Wales adventure , will be in plaster for three months

    Anyway in the meantime they have given me oromorph, I am totally cabbaged

    Its like being on acid

    I see dead people so if anyone has anything they want to say to prince, drop me a PM

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    I had oromorph when I had an op to repair my kneecap.
    Great inint?

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    It's liquid gold Bob , I am having crazy dreams

    For example the other day I was actually turned down by a woman for a date , which is unheard of

    It was of course the drugs talking

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    Gis your England ticket sludge

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I go in for an ankle ligament reconstruction at port Talbot hospital on the 5th of may , thus blowing my euro with Wales adventure , will be in plaster for three months
    I'm not sure you were in Coleman's plans anyway mate. Sorry to disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    Gis your England ticket sludge
    Its gone to a good home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    I'm not sure you were in Coleman's plans anyway mate. Sorry to disappoint.
    Are you in stand up comedy down the glee club ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Are you in stand up comedy down the glee club ?
    And I know where your wife lives too !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I go in for an ankle ligament reconstruction at port Talbot hospital on the 5th of may , thus blowing my euro with Wales adventure , will be in plaster for three months

    Anyway in the meantime they have given me oromorph, I am totally cabbaged

    Its like being on acid

    I see dead people so if anyone has anything they want to say to prince, drop me a PM
    This could be your moment to write some Neil Young type songs whilst under the influence

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    Quote Originally Posted by herberthuw View Post
    This could be your moment to write some Neil Young type songs whilst under the influence
    As long as someone else sings

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    As long as someone else sings
    is it because your " helpless" " helpless " " helpless "

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    An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.
    Random I know- did you know you are not allowed to correct people by telling them to use the word 'fewer' anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Random I know- did you know you are not allowed to correct people by telling them to use the word 'fewer' anymore?
    'Not allowed'? By whom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Random I know- did you know you are not allowed to correct people by telling them to use the word 'fewer' anymore?
    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    'Not allowed'? By whom?
    The thought police hang on I'm trying to find it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.
    Double the dose of night nurse , flying teapot time

    It's got to be the green one , daytime is useless

    Benylin is for lightweights , night nurse is hardcore

    I am in no way condoning such flagrent misuse of over the counter medicine , having said that potters used to do a cough mixture and that was rocket fuel

    I remember trying to write an essay on the decline of the inner cities on that stuff whilst suffering from the flu and it was like the scrawlings of a maniac when I read it two days later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    'Not allowed'? By whom?
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentis...in-wrong-video

    Some interesting comments under it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    An ex of mine had a couple of brandies whilst taking Night Nurse for the flu - and saw small elephants dancing on the ceiling.
    Pissed inappropriate joke originally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentis...in-wrong-video

    Some interesting comments under it.
    As a lover of language (and indeed languages) I see both sides of the argument. One the hand it is useful to know what grammatical 'rules' were once set down and on the other hand it is true to say that language does evolve regardless of the fact that it may upset those who want to set it in stone.
    My personal take on it is that I like to know the 'rules' but take delight in deliberately breaking them. For example, starting a sentence with 'And' (a heinous crime to Victorian grammarians) can have far more impact than merely using it as a conjunction in a sentence.
    I'm wild, I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    As a lover of language (and indeed languages) I see both sides of the argument. One the hand it is useful to know what grammatical 'rules' were once set down and on the other hand it is true to say that language does evolve regardless of the fact that it may upset those who want to set it in stone.
    My personal take on it is that I like to know the 'rules' but take delight in deliberately breaking them. For example, starting a sentence with 'And' (a heinous crime to Victorian grammarians) can have far more impact than merely using it as a conjunction in a sentence.
    I'm wild, I am

    I wasn't saying you are patronising or pretentious by the way, the fewer thing just made me think of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    As a lover of language (and indeed languages) I see both sides of the argument. One the hand it is useful to know what grammatical 'rules' were once set down and on the other hand it is true to say that language does evolve regardless of the fact that it may upset those who want to set it in stone.
    My personal take on it is that I like to know the 'rules' but take delight in deliberately breaking them. For example, starting a sentence with 'And' (a heinous crime to Victorian grammarians) can have far more impact than merely using it as a conjunction in a sentence.
    I'm wild, I am
    I'm less wild than you.....sorry, I'm fewer wild than you I meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Double the dose of night nurse , flying teapot time

    It's got to be the green one , daytime is useless

    Benylin is for lightweights , night nurse is hardcore

    I am in no way condoning such flagrent misuse of over the counter medicine , having said that potters used to do a cough mixture and that was rocket fuel

    I remember trying to write an essay on the decline of the inner cities on that stuff whilst suffering from the flu and it was like the scrawlings of a maniac when I read it two days later
    Like codeine and promethazine/ purple drank/ lean? RIP DJ Screw. stuffs bare weak but expensive and addictive, makes ppl groggy tho

    Man groggys a weird word Like the double gs and why dont they say the double gs in snoop dogg? why is everything weird?
    Last edited by adz-a32; 23-04-16 at 21:05. Reason: everythings weird asf like wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    I'm less wild than you.....sorry, I'm fewer wild than you I meant.
    He couldn't care fewer.

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    Re: Stoned off my cake on painkillers !!

    Quote Originally Posted by adz-a32 View Post
    Like codeine and promethazine/ purple drank/ lean? RIP DJ Screw. stuffs bare weak but expensive and addictive, makes ppl groggy tho

    Man groggys a weird word Like the double gs and why dont they say the double gs in snoop dogg? why is everything weird?
    Thinly veiled 'I'm on my 2nd cup' post imo...

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