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    Would you want to know?

    If your female next door neighbour could see you having a pee when she's getting things from her fridge?

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    Re: Would you want to know?

    While out in my garden recently, me and my friends noticed an attractive woman sun bathing face down. Unfortunately, despite watching for several hours, she never turned over to get some sun on her tits. As you might suspect, none of us saw the fanny side.

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    Re: Would you want to know?

    How does she know you're peeing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    If your female next door neighbour could see you having a pee when she's getting things from her fridge?
    Depends on exactly how long is 'brb'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    How does she know you're peeing?
    It's the post action front wipe as opposed to the round the back arse wipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson View Post
    While out in my garden recently, me and my friends noticed an attractive woman sun bathing face down. Unfortunately, despite watching for several hours, she never turned over to get some sun on her tits. As you might suspect, none of us saw the fanny side.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    How does she know you're peeing?
    Because his loo is right in front of the window, he leans against the window frame (like drunk men do), with the light on and not very frosted glass it's quite clear what he's doing

    The light goes straight off too so he never washes his hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post


    Because his loo is right in front of the window, he leans against the window frame (like drunk men do), with the light on and not very frosted glass it's quite clear what he's doing

    The light goes straight off too so he never washes his hands.

    How do you know the light is off, if the fridge door is shut ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall Midget View Post
    Depends on exactly how long is 'brb'?


    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    How do you know the light is off, if the fridge door is shut ?
    You can never be 100% sure..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    How do you know the light is off, if the fridge door is shut ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post



    You can never be 100% sure..

    I see what you're saying, so I'm going to sit inside to find out.

    PS:--- where do you live and what time you going to bed, so I can check your fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    I see what you're saying, so I'm going to sit inside to find out.

    PS:--- where do you live and what time you going to bed, so I can check your fridge.
    Good idea, that's where the cans are


    I'm guessing nobody would want to know then? maybe I should stick a net curtain catalogue through the door?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    If your female next door neighbour could see you having a pee when she's getting things from her fridge?
    Wouldn't really bother me if I'm honest. On the other hand, if she could see me curling one out whilst she was cleaning her oven, I'd be bloody furious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas View Post
    Wouldn't really bother me if I'm honest. On the other hand, if she could see me curling one out whilst she was cleaning her oven, I'd be bloody furious.

    I don't really want to see it myself tbh but it's in my eye line as soon as I look up from the freezer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi View Post
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    He's a ****ing perv

    Let's not beat around the bush (pardon the pun) but TIT is an old ****ing perv who belongs in a different era.

    Dearie me.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post

    I don't really want to see it myself tbh but it's in my eye line as soon as I look up from the freezer.
    Shut the curtains then you perv

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCFC CASUAL View Post
    Shut the curtains then you perv
    You should work for CAB.

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    Re: Would you want to know?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post


    Because his loo is right in front of the window, he leans against the window frame (like drunk men do), with the light on and not very frosted glass it's quite clear what he's doing

    The light goes straight off too so he never washes his hands.
    Why do people obsess about a man washing his hands after a pee?
    My mother taught me not to piss on my fingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    If your female next door neighbour could see you having a pee when she's getting things from her fridge?
    I wouldn't pee in her fridge in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCFC CASUAL View Post
    He's a ****ing perv

    Let's not beat around the bush (pardon the pun) but TIT is an old ****ing perv who belongs in a different era.

    Dearie me.....
    Sit on the fence why don't you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post

    I don't really want to see it myself tbh but it's in my eye line as soon as I look up from the freezer.
    Why do you open the freezer 3,782 times a day?

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    Re: Would you want to know?

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Why do people obsess about a man washing his hands after a pee?
    My mother taught me not to piss on my fingers
    I bet she didn't teach you not to pee on the floor though

    Quote Originally Posted by Phill Stants brother View Post
    Sit on the fence why don't you.
    He's more bothered than I am.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I wouldn't pee in her fridge in the first place.
    Helpful, thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Why do you open the freezer 3,782 times a day?
    To see if there is a light on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    If your female next door neighbour could see you having a pee when she's getting things from her fridge?
    Pervert Street

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    Re: Would you want to know?

    This begs the question: How many times do you go to the fridge during an average day?

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    Re: Would you want to know?

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    This begs the question: How many times do you go to the fridge during an average day?
    Depends on how many cups of tea I make, what the kids want for tea ect, not sure how it's relevant? I was just thinking of his privacy that's all, it's just a yes or no answer really but I should have known not to expect that on here.

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