Queen Street has become very f***ing annoying!

[Mrs Steve R]

I no speaky good English but I beg your ear for responding to the facts presented by Mr Organ. I spit on his comments. In my country we say "do not piss in my beetroot soup and tell me it taste better". This mean do not tell lies. I am the lady who sell the beautiful flowers made of real plastic he talk to. He say I no understand his rant. But I understand well what he want. He say "I do not want your bloody flower but if you get your gums around this I will give you a fiver". He then showed me something that looked like a male organ only it was much much smaller. I just walk away in disgust. I later see him go behind tree with an old tramp who was taking his dentures out.

wtf

[Tall Midget]

wtf

Possibly 'Mouth Wash' would be more appropriate....

[Organ Morgan.]

I no speaky good English but I beg your ear for responding to the facts presented by Mr Organ. I spit on his comments. In my country we say "do not piss in my beetroot soup and tell me it taste better". This mean do not tell lies. I am the lady who sell the beautiful flowers made of real plastic he talk to. He say I no understand his rant. But I understand well what he want. He say "I do not want your bloody flower but if you get your gums around this I will give you a fiver". He then showed me something that looked like a male organ only it was much much smaller. I just walk away in disgust. I later see him go behind tree with an old tramp who was taking his dentures out.

Your message is libellous! I didn't offer you a fiver! You are confusing me with the bloke who was lurking with a licentious grin outside the Ann Summers shop further up the street who came down to nose. He happens to post at this forum using the pseudonym Sludge Factory. Direct your comments towards him! Actually, whilst he did offer you five quid he did make it clear he expected some change.

[Mrs Steve R]

Possibly 'Mouth Wash' would be more appropriate....

For the swear box.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

[Tall Midget]

For the swear box.

The first tentative but encouraging step to ladyfication.

[Mrs Steve R]

The first tentative but encouraging step to ladyfication.

Thanks.

[Dr Lecter]

I gave a young lady a fiver to get herself some smack the last time I was down Queen Street.
She wanked me off around the back of Buffalos in return.
Nice girl.

Vimana would have done it for a quid.

[lardy]

Vimana would have done it for a quid.

I think he just poos in the alleys around Queen Street.