Croesy , thank goodness you are OK. I had visions of you having tugged yourself into a a prune-like state.
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Croesy , thank goodness you are OK. I had visions of you having tugged yourself into a a prune-like state.
Croesy, not every problem is carnal related. You need to speak with the nurse or consultant psychiatrist again re your medication. Doubling the dose every month has been counter-productive.
You also appear to have a little bit of an obsession with self-pleasuring as well. That's twice you've posted about it on different threads within a couple of minutes. What is it with you and the ilk?
By the way, I know that you probably struggle to comprehend that it is possible to admire a female without having to "Knock one out"
No obsession at all Mark, but it's a natural thing to do.
Unlike hot wax on the nipples, dog collars and red raw bottoms favoured by your ilk, masturbation is quite a healthy way of relieving the stress of modern life.
You should try it sometime - don't worry about being judged, we all do it (even women apparently)
Ah, so while the rest of us have had our noses pressed against the monitor screen examining Fiona's bikini biscuit, our friend from Mars was ogling her kneecap. Shall have to mark him down as a bit of a perv.
No breasts, no wank
Shes got fried egg whites
Checked again , no breasts, looks like a bloke
No wonder toryboy fancies it
Bigger chin than Jimmy hill
She does have a vag like a Japanese sex doll though Sludge.
Just out of interest Mr Sludge, do you post comments on the planet rock website?
Was on there the other day and there was a story about Donald trump using a Queen track at his convention. One of the comments underneath was 'what a rotter ' by somebody from south Wales.
Anyway, I digress. Back to Fiona Bruce and her clitoris.