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  1. #51

    Re: Fiona Bruce

    Quote Originally Posted by Ring_Peace View Post
    One knob head
    Thanks for sharing.

    You must be suffering awfully.

    Best wishes and get well soon.

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    Croesy , thank goodness you are OK. I had visions of you having tugged yourself into a a prune-like state.

  3. #53

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. View Post
    Croesy , thank goodness you are OK. I had visions of you having tugged yourself into a a prune-like state.
    Keep your fantasies to yourself if you don't mind too much.

  4. #54

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    Keep your fantasies to yourself if you don't mind too much.
    Just ignore him.

    He's one of them.

  5. #55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. View Post
    Yes.


    Fiona is actually wearing an outfit worn by Diana Rigg ( aka Emma Peel ) in The Avengers.

    You can see Diana Rigg in the photo which Fiona is holding.

  6. #56

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    Croesy, not every problem is carnal related. You need to speak with the nurse or consultant psychiatrist again re your medication. Doubling the dose every month has been counter-productive.


  7. #57

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Croesy, not every problem is carnal related. You need to speak with the nurse or consultant psychiatrist again re your medication. Doubling the dose every month has been counter-productive.

    I think that this comment was meant for Viamna wasn't it? He's the one fixated on matters carnal, particularly in the self-pleasuring department.

  8. #58

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    I think that this comment was meant for Viamna wasn't it? He's the one fixated on matters carnal, particularly in the self-pleasuring department.
    Come on now Mark, don't be coy. We're all adults on here.

    You started this thread about knocking one out over the lovely Ms. Bruce.

    I know you're a Tory but sex doesn't have to be seedy.

    Unless that's how you like it of course?

  9. #59

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Come on now Mark, don't be coy. We're all adults on here.

    You started this thread about knocking one out over the lovely Ms. Bruce.

    I know you're a Tory but sex doesn't have to be seedy.

    Unless that's how you like it of course?
    You also appear to have a little bit of an obsession with self-pleasuring as well. That's twice you've posted about it on different threads within a couple of minutes. What is it with you and the ilk?

    By the way, I know that you probably struggle to comprehend that it is possible to admire a female without having to "Knock one out"

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  11. #61

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    You also appear to have a little bit of an obsession with self-pleasuring as well. That's twice you've posted about it on different threads within a couple of minutes. What is it with you and the ilk?

    By the way, I know that you probably struggle to comprehend that it is possible to admire a female without having to "Knock one out"

    No obsession at all Mark, but it's a natural thing to do.

    Unlike hot wax on the nipples, dog collars and red raw bottoms favoured by your ilk, masturbation is quite a healthy way of relieving the stress of modern life.

    You should try it sometime - don't worry about being judged, we all do it (even women apparently)

  12. #62

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    No obsession at all Mark, but it's a natural thing to do.

    Unlike hot wax on the nipples, dog collars and red raw bottoms favoured by your ilk, masturbation is quite a healthy way of relieving the stress of modern life.

    You should try it sometime - don't worry about being judged, we all do it (even women apparently)
    This thread will be a sticky shortly.....

  13. #63

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    This thread will be a sticky shortly.....


    Oooooohhh matron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    No obsession at all Mark, but it's a natural thing to do.

    Unlike hot wax on the nipples, dog collars and red raw bottoms favoured by your ilk, masturbation is quite a healthy way of relieving the stress of modern life.

    You should try it sometime - don't worry about being judged, we all do it (even women apparently)

  15. #65

    Re: Fiona Bruce

    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. View Post
    Yes.

    Whats going on with her kneecap

  16. #66

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    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Whats going on with her kneecap
    I haven't got that low down yet. Give me a bit longer.

  17. #67

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    Ah, so while the rest of us have had our noses pressed against the monitor screen examining Fiona's bikini biscuit, our friend from Mars was ogling her kneecap. Shall have to mark him down as a bit of a perv.

  18. #68

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    No breasts, no wank

    Shes got fried egg whites

  19. #69

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    Checked again , no breasts, looks like a bloke

    No wonder toryboy fancies it

    Bigger chin than Jimmy hill

  20. #70

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    No breasts, no wank

    Shes got fried egg whites
    She does have a vag like a Japanese sex doll though Sludge.

    Just out of interest Mr Sludge, do you post comments on the planet rock website?

    Was on there the other day and there was a story about Donald trump using a Queen track at his convention. One of the comments underneath was 'what a rotter ' by somebody from south Wales.

    Anyway, I digress. Back to Fiona Bruce and her clitoris.

  21. #71

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    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Whats going on with her kneecap
    I think her scrote has slipped a bit.

  22. #72

    Re: Fiona Bruce

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    No breasts, no wank

    Shes got fried egg whites
    What a thoroughly demeaning way to view and comment on any woman.

    You remain a knuckle dragging Neanderthal.

  23. #73

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    She does have a vag like a Japanese sex doll though Sludge.

    Just out of interest Mr Sludge, do you post comments on the planet rock website?

    Was on there the other day and there was a story about Donald trump using a Queen track at his convention. One of the comments underneath was 'what a rotter ' by somebody from south Wales.

    Anyway, I digress. Back to Fiona Bruce and her clitoris.
    Crikey, don't ask him anything about quims! This thread featured erudite discourse until he came along. That fella would lower the tone in a Morrocan knocking shop.

  24. #74

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Checked again , no breasts, looks like a bloke

    No wonder toryboy fancies it

    Bigger chin than Jimmy hill
    Hmmm never noticed her Vera but you're right.
    Wrong in the thrupp'ny department though. More than a handful's a waste in my opinion and they won't look unsightly when she "gets old"
    World class front bottom

  25. #75

    Re: Fiona Bruce

    Quote Originally Posted by Badly Ironed Shirt View Post
    I haven't got that low down yet. Give me a bit longer.
    her toenails are not that well decorated either

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