What's really shocking, and I mean really, really, really shocking is your hysterical preoccupation with what occurred between two groups of men in shorts who hoofed a football around in Cardiff this afternoon.
Haven't you a scintilla's worth of proportion? Try commenting on something both meaningful and important.
Tonight you will have an opportunity as we are less than 90 minutes away from this year's super-duper new series of the X-Factor.