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Thread: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

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    What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    The IKEA one gets me the old fella cooking for his granddaughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llanedeyrnblue View Post
    The IKEA one gets me the old fella cooking for his granddaughter
    That one with James Corden driving the car through lots of green lights.

    Mainly because it doesn't end with him impaled on the steering wheel.

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Any advert for sky sports. Cheesy shite.

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    For me it's the o2 advert where the cat acts like a dog to lead a more exciting life.
    What a load of nonsense.
    Your average dog gets their food and shit sorted out for them by their owner, if they're lucky they get taken to the park and they're tucked up in bed by night time. Essentially they live the lifestyle of a human toddler, only with less kids parties.
    A cat on the other hand is out every night, ****ing, fighting, breaking into houses, stealing, hunting and killing. Essentially living the lifestyle of one of the droogs from a clockwork orange.
    Be more dog my arse.

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    All the fast food ones - especially MacDonalds.

    All with irritating jingles that stick in my head and sadly prove the power of marketing.

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    Those stupid staged phone calls - "I hear I can arrange insurance over the phone with no forms to fill out"
    The other insurance ones
    All the PPI ones

    Funeral plans


    Don't they advertise Oxo or Smash nowadays?

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Charity ones

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by CCFC CASUAL View Post
    Charity ones
    Esther Ransom

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    The coral one does my head in.

    "Got any tips?" "Yeah, your lens cap still on".

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    The ones on ccmb

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue in the Face View Post
    Esther Ransom


    I notice the donations they are asking for have significantly increased as well.

    It's gone up from 2 quid a month to 5 quid a month in the space of a few years!!!

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    The most recent 'ClearScore' advert is the most horrific acting I've ever seen.

    Woman: "I'm gonna check my credit score on ClearScore.com."
    Man: "What?!? You want to check it??"
    Woman: "yeah".

    That's basically it.


    Other than that, my cousin's the star of Admiral Multicar's most recent advert...and it's shit.

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Every advert on Talksport because there are so few of them they are rotated at a higher rate and get on my wick even quicker.

    "Get it straight from selco"

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebird since 1948 View Post
    Every advert on Talksport because there are so few of them they are rotated at a higher rate and get on my wick even quicker.

    "Get it straight from selco"
    In fairness, it is where the trade go (or so I've heard).

    My younger brother knows them all off by heart.

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    In fairness, it is where the trade go (or so I've heard).

    My younger brother knows them all off by heart.
    It is but the first line is "Get it straight from selco" and then "where the trade go". I know them all off by heart now but I have recently ditched Talksport in favour of podcast, no adverts and no jingles.

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    That fella in high heels and the fat fella dancing.

    We turn over every time it starts, f***ing horrible.

    Don't ask me what it advertises, because as I stated, we turn over straight away.

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    Not an advert but the video for justin timberlakes "cant stop the feeling" can die a horrid death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by شهرستان کاردیف View Post
    Not an advert but the video for justin timberlakes "cant stop the feeling" can die a horrid death.
    The money supermarket one with that bloke with the shorts and high heels.

    Plus adverts for "women's stuff". Went to the cinema Saturday night, took a mouthful of popcorn and this beauty popped up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q1GVOYIcKc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llanedeyrnblue View Post
    The IKEA one gets me the old fella cooking for his granddaughter
    every single one of them, hence I now watch amazon prime , BBC and catch up

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    That fella in high heels and the fat fella dancing.

    We turn over every time it starts, f***ing horrible.

    Don't ask me what it advertises, because as I stated, we turn over straight away.
    THIS ^^^^

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maccy Blue View Post
    Any advert for sky sports. Cheesy shite.
    I like the song they play tho

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    That 'chicken madras' one

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    If you wanna pass your test in the quickest way...

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Obviously, I see some (I've commented above)
    But due to the different tastes / viewing habits in the house, almost everything is watched through a recording.
    Fast Forward is our friend.

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    Re: What adverts gets on your t*ts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    For me it's the o2 advert where the cat acts like a dog to lead a more exciting life.
    What a load of nonsense.
    Your average dog gets their food and shit sorted out for them by their owner, if they're lucky they get taken to the park and they're tucked up in bed by night time. Essentially they live the lifestyle of a human toddler, only with less kids parties.
    A cat on the other hand is out every night, ****ing, fighting, breaking into houses, stealing, hunting and killing. Essentially living the lifestyle of one of the droogs from a clockwork orange.
    Be more dog my arse.
    and shitting in everyone else's garden , killing birds and small rodents. Cats are cyunts , just like their owners. Selfish barstewards who want a pet but never want to do any work for the mess they create in the community.

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