NASA

[ian gibson]

Over the years NASA must have wasted billions of dollars adapting their rockets to accommodate the monkeys, dogs, rats and spiders that they've sent up into space. Why don't they just use giraffes? They're the same shape as a rocket and so would fit neatly inside without the need for expensive modifications. Besides which, they're fack all use down here as you can't ride them and they die when they fall over. Come on NASA, it's not rocket science!

[Blue in the Face]

I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that's a brilliant idea. Why don't they just do it!? It's not rocket science.