Sod Xmas it's bollocks

[Vimana.]

Whats not to love about xmas.
Cant wait till every fecker on social media is discussing the magic and wonder of the new john Lewis advert.
Or a bunch of fat fekers worshiping at the sight of the coca cola truck winding its way through their town.

Calling it now, the new John Lewis ad will be accompanied by a slowed down, piano version of a Bowie classic. Possibly Heroes.

I suspect you have nailed it here.

[Vimana.]

And of course Nugent.
In his man u pants, knob in one hand, putrid kebab in the other

Is it a Christmastime guessing game?

[Charlie]

And of course Nugent.
In his man u pants, knob in one hand, putrid kebab in the other

Is it a Christmastime guessing game?

I watched The Greasy Strangler last night, so thats my guess.

[jeepster]

This crappy sham,anagram of happy christmas.xmaswave.gif

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Load of old crap

The Catalans combine both concepts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

[Phill Stants brother]

Bollocks to the lot of you - I'm looking forward to it. The telly, the food, the time off, the presents and spending quality time with my familly.

Summed up perfectly as to how I feel about Christmas.

[Gabalphaville]

Load of old crap

There are at least 4 types of Xmas. The Magic Xmas of Santa which every kid loves; the Pagan Xmas of drinking, eating and having a snog under the mistletoe which most adults love; the Christian Xmas which is boring unless you happen to be religious; and the Capitalist Xmas which consists of an arms race of tat buying which is utter shite. Just choose the one that suits you.

[Vimana.]

There are at least 4 types of Xmas. The Magic Xmas of Santa which every kid loves; the Pagan Xmas of drinking, eating and having a snog under the mistletoe which most adults love; the Christian Xmas which is boring unless you happen to be religious; and the Capitalist Xmas which consists of an arms race of tat buying which is utter shite. Just choose the one that suits you.

I think I'll go for .. Option 2

Well that's Christmas sorted. I wonder when the Creme Egg varieties will be in.