I had no booze in the house last night except the mrs had some bottles of Coors light (ffs) in the fridge. Anyway while drinking the pathetic excuse for lager I noticed it had a label on it that tells you when it's cold. I mean what the bloody hell is that all about then? Presumably Americans lack a sense of touch?

And another thing. What in the name of Christ is the point in those little volume indicator lines that come up on the screen when you turn your telly up? My Mrs reckons it's in case a deaf person is turning the telly up on behalf of someone that can hear!! What a load of old bollocks.