Quote Originally Posted by David Vincent View Post

If you want to keep up with current events then just ask your questions on this forum and look at the replies by the more intelligent posters and their answers will tell you what's really happening. If you don't know who the intelligent posters are then just look at the avatar. If the avatar suggests virtue signalling – e.g. a picture of Paul Robeson – then the poster will be a foolish windbag. Ostriches, babies and Gareth Bale are all good avatars.

That's brilliant - thanks for that. Thank goodness this board has self-appointed comic geniuses such as yourself and your aliases.