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    Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    You don't need to pay fifty quid a bottle to pull the birds f f sake


    Go into poundstretcher ffsake oh Der toilet Olympic gold for men three bottles for a quid , never failed men with sexual power like me


    Complete arse flange those adverts

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.

    It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.

    No wonder they all stink.
    I control the spice. I control the universe.

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.

    It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.

    No wonder they all stink.
    Frenchist (not) reported.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Stick to petrol Sludge
    Oldie, loves my footy and the horses I do

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    I`d imagine a Rotter like you has to take a shitty stick out with them to knock back the totty.

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    Thought Diesel was £1.12 a litre

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    I'm going to complain to the police about a certain word in the thread title.




    I ****ing hate aftershave.

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.

    It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.

    No wonder they all stink.
    It actually comes from "faire sa toilette" which meant to beautify oneself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croesy Blue View Post
    It actually comes from "faire sa toilette" which meant to beautify oneself
    gimp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croesy Blue View Post
    It actually comes from "faire sa toilette" which meant to beautify oneself
    How helpful.

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by giddyblue View Post
    gimp
    Just trying to educate the filthy peasants like yourself pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    I`d imagine a Rotter like you has to take a shitty stick out with them to knock back the totty.
    I say, old bean, I feel it's bad form to refer to another member as a rotter regardless of whether the said member is a kent or not.

    Sludge was once a strong proponent of au naturel regarding personal hygience. He was sure that many women preferred the pong of sweaty armpit odour to that of "poofy" deodorant. For him to go to the expense of shelling out 33p per can I can only presume he's become tired of knocking about with women from hostels and refuges. He's likely hoping for some Chrimbo nookie with more discerning council estate lumps.

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    Aftershave is complete bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Aftershave is complete bollocks.
    Especially if you have a beard, bin it, smell like a real man.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Especially if you have a beard, bin it, smell like a real man.
    Shame and B.O.?
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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    Shame and B.O.?
    A clean man
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    I say, old bean, I feel it's bad form to refer to another member as a rotter regardless of whether the said member is a kent or not.

    Sludge was once a strong proponent of au naturel regarding personal hygience. He was sure that many women preferred the pong of sweaty armpit odour to that of "poofy" deodorant. For him to go to the expense of shelling out 33p per can I can only presume he's become tired of knocking about with women from hostels and refuges. He's likely hoping for some Chrimbo nookie with more discerning council estate lumps.
    Keep up with the accusations, I may have form but I have standards you know, don't kick a man when he's not getting his boots filled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croesy Blue View Post
    Just trying to educate the filthy peasants like yourself pal
    tory c*nt

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    Re: Diesel for men aftershave advert complete bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by giddyblue View Post
    tory c*nt
    That would be a great Marketing brand wouldn't it ..

    'Tory C*nt', the enchanting new fragrance from C.C.H.Q.

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