More signs that you may be a little common

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I don't sew - that's so common. My valet sews my labels for me.

How green is your valet?

[Arfur Europe]

How green is your valet?

Valet Commandos

[Rjk]

You rate places to eat predominantly by the volume of food you get, rather than the quality of the food or service.

Wearing pjamas in public.

[Barry Shitpeas]

You rate places to eat predominantly by the volume of food you get, rather than the quality of the food or service.

Wearing pjamas in public.

An inability to spell pyjamas

[The Alien]

People who eat with a folk in their right hand.

[LordKenwyne]

I've never got the idea of waiting for everyone to receive their meal before eating in a restaurant.

I was told from young to do it. I don't think I've know one other friend that does the same.

You'd sit there like a lemon while your food gets cold.

[The Alien]

I've never got the idea of waiting for everyone to receive their meal before eating in a restaurant.

I was told from young to do it. I don't think I've know one other friend that does the same.

You'd sit there like a lemon while your food gets cold.

Not so much in a restaurant but certainly at the dinner table.
Poor table manners gripe the hell out of me.
My 10 year old grand daughter got terrible table manners and I try to correct her when she stays at ours, but I'm fighting a losing battle because my son and his wife let her get away with it at home.
Very lazy parenting in my eyes.

[Jimmy the Jock]

I've never got the idea of waiting for everyone to receive their meal before eating in a restaurant.

I was told from young to do it. I don't think I've know one other friend that does the same.

You'd sit there like a lemon while your food gets cold.

That is because you are common my friend.

[jon1959]

People who eat with a folk in their right hand.

Left handed people?

[Packerman]

Left handed people?

is the right answer

[Jimmy the Jock]

Left handed people?

Indeed. Just plain common.

[bobh]

People who eat with a folk in their right hand.

What if they've lost full use of their left hand, eg from a stroke

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

People who post on football forums. Subhuman scum.

[Jursset_BrisCity]

People who post on football forums. Subhuman scum.

Without ever seeming to attend a match....

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Without ever seeming to attend a match....

lol m8 gud 1

[Rjk]

People who let their kids get their ears pierced. Especiallly if babies

[The Bloop]

Wall-mounted TVs should always go above the fireplace, because all seating should be arranged facing the fireplace... and you normally want your sofas/chairs to face in the general direction of the TV screen (to aid in viewing the thing).

Centre of the screen should be at eye level, so you're either watching the TV standing up or have your family sat on bar stools.

[nugent]

Ordering kebabs in just your pants

You should know, you delivered it mun !!!

[Mrs Steve R]

You should know, you delivered it mun !!!

Delivering dead animals in polystyrene containers is not my thing.

[BLUETIT]

Delivering dead animals in polystyrene containers is not my thing.

Watching people pi$$ is.

[Mrs Steve R]

Watching people pi$$ is.

People are going to think that if you keep going on about it.

[PerryJason]

You think Wales is on the Union Jack flag

[TH63]

People who call a coach a bus

[itkman]

People who call a coach a bus

What about a Megabus?

[Heathblue]

You think you are not British being born in Wales.