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    Good Christmas gift ideas

    Got any?
    Keep watching the left hand of Darkness whilst the right is waved in front of you...

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by Thoth View Post
    Got any?
    A/S/L?

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by Penarth Blues View Post
    A/S/L?
    ^THIS

    We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by Penarth Blues View Post
    A/S/L?
    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi View Post
    ^THIS

    We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.
    :xmashehe:

    I have everyone to buy for, mrs, teenage son and daughter, mum and dad, just wondering what others have got people to inspire me.
    Keep watching the left hand of Darkness whilst the right is waved in front of you...

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    If all else fails, get them booze.

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Just get store gift cards of whatever monetary value you want so they can spend them on what they desire at John Lewis, Argos, Marks & Spencer, etc, etc.

    Though, the dildo-shaped Ann Summers one might raise a few eyebrows.

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Got my daughter The Walking Bread chopping board if that's any help?
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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    I am selling this if you are looking for a gift for a City supporter

    https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/c...nch/1205419452


    I will sell for £20 instead of £40 for a ccmb member, pm me if interested

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Cash in brown envelopes.

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Cash or booze it is then :xmashehe: cheers guys.

    @mrs r, if I got my mrs a chopping board she would hit me with it. :xmashehe:
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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    I am the ideal Xmas gift for a woman , not yours mate , I don't want my head kicked in

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    Re: Good Christmas gift ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by Thoth View Post
    Cash or booze it is then :xmashehe: cheers guys.

    @mrs r, if I got my mrs a chopping board she would hit me with it. :xmashehe:
    It's for my daughter not my mrs so I think I'm safe

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I am the ideal Xmas gift for a woman , not yours mate , I don't want my head kicked in
    Put the crack pipe down sludge
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