Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
Say what you will about Sludge but no-one can accuse him of being inconsistent. His every message comprises of smut, smut and more smut. In spite of this, his online persona is preferable to what he's like in the wild where he delights in embarrassing women at every turn. "How often do you rub one out, love?" and "sweet pea, do you like it up the Gary?" are the mainstays of his seedy repertoire that are delivered with a leering grin.
Most of his victims are too shocked or bewildered to respond. Sometimes though he came unstuck. Most famously when he shimmied close to a customer at the fishmongers near to Central Market's entrance who chinned him by swinging a 15 lb halibut.