OK, who's had the crappiest present this year?

[tomcat]

Antiperspirant and a coffee syrup set for me......

[William Treseder]

My wife got me a handbrake for my canoe!

[itkman]

Apple Watch & a bottle of Torres 10. Can't complain.

[RichardM]

A thing that hangs over the arm of a chair to put the TV remote in and a weird handkerchief. It's huge and a really dark colour.
I got some good presents as well but those two were awful

[TH63]

A tie from my aunt.

I don't wear ties

[ian gibson]

I had a Cheesus Christ cheese grater.

http://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/c...FTIo0wodzUEKWQ

[Mad as a fish]

I had a Cheesus Christ cheese grater.

http://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/c...FTIo0wodzUEKWQ

You are also meant to buy your cheese from "Cheeses of Nazareth now" and all of your ice cream from "Walls of Jericho"

[kingbillyboy]

i had a bottle of glenmroangie bucky and a 20 bag of smack off the missus. well happy.

[Rhiw-Blue]

i had a bottle of glenmroangie bucky and a 20 bag of smack off the missus. well happy.

Perfect for your type

[Ainsley Harriott]

I got a porcelain cow with plates & cups glued to it...

[Cyclops]

A tie from my aunt.

I don't wear ties

The competition for Xmas pressies often ends in a tie

[The Alien]

My mother-in-law bought me a bumbag.
What the fook do I want with a bumbag.
Maybe I could swap TH63 for his tie.

[kingbillyboy]

Perfect for your type

Whats my type pal?

[blue matt]

my 2 girls had a lap tray from my uncle, wtf is the use of a lap tray ? ? ? we eat at the table for every meal ( a bit old fashioned like that ) , they got a 10'er aswell from him, now this guy has 450 K in his fooking bank

[Michael Morris]

my 2 girls had a lap tray from my uncle, wtf is the use of a lap tray ? ? ? we eat at the table for every meal ( a bit old fashioned like that ) , they got a 10'er aswell from him, now this guy has 450 K in his fooking bank

laptray handy for the laptop.

saves the fans getting blocked with fluff and stops your knees getting hot.

[blue matt]

laptray handy for the laptop.

saves the fans getting blocked with fluff and stops your knees getting hot.

funny enough, we got my youngest a " chromebook " as they use them in school, she was well chuffed with it, BUT had it on the bed on her Pillow, so i explained about the fan and the thing over heating, the chromebook doesnt have a fan / vent or anything, I guess its due to it having a SSD and not creating much heat

[uncle bob]

A red small traffic cone with the words, "Warning. I wouldn't enter the toilet for 10 minutes"

[uncle bob]

Also a slam dunk basketball set that you screw onto the back of your toilet door and throw the ball through the hoop

[TH63]

I think someone's trying to tell you something there Bob

[nugent]

My youngest stepson wrapped a book cos it looked fairly new.
It was THE book my oldest stepson bought me for my birthday in may

[The Alien]

My youngest stepson wrapped a book cos it looked fairly new.
It was THE book my oldest stepson bought me for my birthday in may

I take it that was the history of Man Utd book.

[Vimana.]

I take it that was the history of Man Utd book.

That one wouldn't still look new though, it would have been well thumbed and ragged by now

[binman]

I had one present off my wife - a small box of Lidl chocolate seashells - she didn't even bother buying the proper Guylians.

[blue matt]

I had one present off my wife - a small box of Lidl chocolate seashells - she didn't even bother buying the proper Guylians.

thats harsh

I get sick of Guylians, many of my customers give me a small box as a christmas tip, one day on the drive home i have 5 box's of them for that day

[BLUETIT]

My youngest stepson wrapped a book cos it looked fairly new.
It was THE book my oldest stepson bought me for my birthday in may

Are all the pages stuck together yet.