Grealish

[Mad as a fish]

The worst kind of player, plenty of ability but he seems more interested in cultivating an image for himself with his no shin pads and his general twattery on the pitch. If he carries in like he is, he's going to come a cropper sooner or later.

Not if his fekking father is the Ref like yesterday!

[Pedro de la Rosa]

I can only think that he tries to cover up his meekness / physical weakness on the pitch with his diving and complaining shenanigans.

He's also bought into his own hype, and like the Villa fans think they're too good to be in this division. He was a disgrace yesterday.

[Bobby Dandruff]

What a cheating ,moaning so and so

I suspect that he is a bit like Bellamy: unless he plays for your own team, then fans dislike him intensely, and understandably so.

That said, he is a good player who very much influenced the away game at Villa Park.

But, no, unless he ends up playing for us (), I can't say that I like him, despite recognising his ability as a footballer.

[Ainsley Harriott]

"Shit Joey Essex, he's just a shit Joey Essex..."