Hangovers and women

[nugent]

Nugent's Mrs said he does the same thing.

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

[Mrs Steve R]

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

[Steve R]

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

Thinly veiled 'Those 2 cans of Fosters totally wiped me out mun' post imo

[blue matt]

I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

[BLUETIT]

I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

One question, "What's a KITCHEN"

[lardy]

I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

Do you write for that James Milner twitter account?

[Butterwick Blue]

Do you write for that James Milner twitter account?

Gotta love Matts Posts

[The Alien]

Do you write for that James Milner twitter account?

I don't think it's Matt because I haven't seen him once tweet about Disney.