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    Hangovers and women

    Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
    They are effing murder mun.
    Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
    There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
    Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
    Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
    Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings
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    I think you've accidentally logged on to ccmb instead of your Facebook pal

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    I've had both. The hangovers are often worse. But not always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
    They are effing murder mun.
    Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
    There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
    Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
    Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
    Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings
    Best to stay out , or book an overnight in the Ibis

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
    They are effing murder mun.
    Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
    There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
    Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
    Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
    Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings
    I believe in equality, so maybe think of a few jobs she could do for you and ask her nicely to get on with them.
    I'm sure that would be absolutely fair, and bring about mutual happiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vimana. View Post
    I believe in equality, so maybe think of a few jobs she could do for you and ask her nicely to get on with them.
    I'm sure that would be absolutely fair, and bring about mutual happiness.
    Oh dear god no, don't try that. Just for a laugh when I went to the football I left her a list of jobs to do, like she always does to me. It went down as well as you might expect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    Why is it, when you've had a night on the booze, the day after women want to do jobs around the house?
    They are effing murder mun.
    Cleaning the back garden, done the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, now she want me to clean the kitchen floor.
    There's absolutely no need to clean the floor when you have a dog, he cleans the bits up.
    Then for this afternoon I got to go in attic and have a spruce up.
    Cmon mun innit. They just wake up in the morning and think of things to do for the sake of doing things like.
    Just shurrup and lie on the sofa all day innit watching films and eating onion rings
    Have you been cooking while drunk again? Steve has done it twice over xmas, left a frying pan on a lit ring all night and another night he left the grill on all night, you deserve to suffer.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Have you been cooking while drunk again? Steve has done it twice over xmas, left a frying pan on a lit ring all night and another night he left the grill on all night, you deserve to suffer.
    Bit harsh, mate. Why does nugent have to suffer for what Steve did ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas View Post
    Oh dear god no, don't try that. Just for a laugh when I went to the football I left her a list of jobs to do, like she always does to me. It went down as well as you might expect.
    Shhh! .. wait until Nugent tries it ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    Bit harsh, mate. Why does nugent have to suffer for what Steve did ?
    Nugent's Mrs said he does the same thing.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Nugent's Mrs said he does the same thing.
    I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
    Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.

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    Update. Jobs all finished so I'm allowed to "go back on that stupid website "

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    Thinly veiled pussy whipped thread imho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
    Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    Update. Jobs all finished so I'm allowed to "go back on that stupid website "
    Well next time she appears at bottom of the stairs smelling lovely in her skimps, beckoning suggestively, tell her to feck right off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
    Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.
    Thinly veiled 'Those 2 cans of Fosters totally wiped me out mun' post imo
    Banana sssandwichesss - What a load of bollocksss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    Well next time she appears at bottom of the stairs smelling lovely in her skimps, beckoning suggestively, tell her to feck right off!
    Like that's going to happen.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Like that's going to happen.
    Never happen. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    Well next time she appears at bottom of the stairs smelling lovely in her skimps, beckoning suggestively, tell her to feck right off!
    what world does that happen in

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    Never happen. Ever.
    Her making you an offer or you turning it down?
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    I did. Fell asleep drunk with pizza in oven.
    Smoke alarm woke me but the oven door was black and the handle melted.
    I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

    One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
    So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

    It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
    I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

    One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
    So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

    It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess

    One question, "What's a KITCHEN"

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
    I have a rule, always get he mrs to cook if you are drunk

    One night shortly after us moving in together, we got in from a night out and i fancied a Chinese takeaway, now being in a Village it shut at 10.30 in saturday night
    So i got the oven going, thinking i could do some spring rolls and chips, then planned some noodles and Curry sauce ( it would do me as a home made chinese ) well the risk of me making a mess made the mrs do it all and do some egg fried rice, was very nice aswell to be fair

    It then became a house rule, no cooking while drunk, which is funny as she will not let me in the kitchen sober either, something about making a mess
    Do you write for that James Milner twitter account?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    Do you write for that James Milner twitter account?
    Gotta love Matts Posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    Do you write for that James Milner twitter account?

    I don't think it's Matt because I haven't seen him once tweet about Disney.

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