I'm prepared to bet, at least 50p, that Immers is the only professional footballer who has ever signed a contract and then immediately set about improving his darts game. He's one cheeky clog-wearing fecker! He probably squeezed a year's pay out of those dullards Choo and Dalman for him to bugger off. And no doubt it will be down to that pair that the club will go into Saturday's game with a worse squad than when the transfer window opened 14 days earlier.