Zohore 'wins' goal of the night

[Spooky Tree]

Ok here's one, with a bit of help from wiki.

He comes from Scandinavia ZOHORE ZOHORE!
He was born in nineteen ninety FOUR ZOHORE!
He's six foot three and plays up front
He makes defenders look like c•nts
Cardiff City's number 26.

Beautiful.

[Blue in the Face]

Makes you wonder whether another Dane striker might've made it if Warnock was around

Funny you say that. I wondering yesterday how ********* would fare in this team under SuperGran

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

Wonder how much that one goal has added to his transfer value?

It would have been inconceivable to have even been talking about his value not so long ago. That video clip, of him scoring against Preston, demonstrates the key attributes needed to be a very good striker ... pace/strength and calmness in finishing - there was nothing lucky about that goal.

I think he has shed some weight, he looked too heavy in the legs when he first came to the club; conditioning, coupled with ball work in training, will help bring out the player that Kenneth Zohore can be.

A new striker signing in the Summer to pair up front with Zohore (again, someone pacey, you cannot legislate for speed!) and we might just have unearthed a gem.