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Thread: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

  1. 02-02-17, 22:00 #1
    Dr Lecter
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    Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    This guy did.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa...cing-1.3961567

    I'm hoping he did it in stages rather than all at once.
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  2. 02-02-17, 22:05 #2
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Apparently they're making a film about it. The Man with the Golden Bum.

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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Interred, as it were.
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    He faced the finger of suspicion.
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    It wasn't what his wife had in mind when she mentioned a gold ring.
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Ahh, the lost art of Aunal Sex...






























    Think about it...
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  7. 02-02-17, 23:23 #7
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Hope he's ok and doesn't get picked on in prison. I've heard terrible reports of bullion.
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    This guy did.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa...cing-1.3961567

    I'm hoping he did it in stages rather than all at once.
    I'm more interested in what you were searching for to find that story...
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas View Post
    Apparently they're making a film about it. The Man with the Golden Bum.

    Spandau Ballet sang about it " Gold Always hide it in your asshole "
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  10. 03-02-17, 00:28 #10
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    You'd be an arse if you did
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  11. 03-02-17, 00:31 #11
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    "$190K fine within 3 years of his release or serve 30 more months"?

    Not sure about you guys but unless this guy has a very well paid job, which seems doubtful, the extra 2.5 years is a no brainer.

    That's said, his back doors by the time he gets out will be in a worse state than the damage from jamming in the gold
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  12. 03-02-17, 08:41 #12
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    Re: Could you hide $130,000 worth of gold up your arse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Arfur Europe View Post
    Ahh, the lost art of Aunal Sex...






























    Think about it...
    He might prefer Oral sex...




















    Think about THAT!
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