These emails from Mike

[Michael Morris]

A little bit disappointed that my thread about the man who stuck gold up his arse didn't get picked up either.

What better way to tempt people to come back than the promise of anal insertions?

I did consider it

[life on mars]

I did consider it

This message board is the longest association I have had with anything, without being banned or being advised that I was about to be banned , including the City stadium , hence the movement of my season ticket seat via various sections of the stadium , nearly done a full lap now , on my sixth section , tenth if you include Ninian Park, just seeking solace , euphoria and nirvana .

[Cyclops]

I did consider it

Sorry... you considered.....well, never mind....

[Mrs Steve R]

I wonder if he'll send one out for the politics forum

"Look at the state of these bizarre unevidenced theories passed off as fact"

You can't stop people posting links from the BBC.

[Former Labour leader]

Mike's emails make a change from the ones usually get, 'Russian brides for sale', EHarmony etc. No idea where they got my address from.