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Thread: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

  1. #51

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post
    I thought I was going full Chris there for a moment..
    Never go full Chris.
    It's chris not Chris.

  2. #52

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    2 things amaze about them this season.

    1. How is Lee Johnson still their manager? Other clubs managers have had nowhere near as bad runs of results than them and yet they have got sacked, left right and centre.

    2. How did they get Abraham from Chelsea?

  3. #53

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Cretin Hop View Post
    2 things amaze about them this season.

    1. How is Lee Johnson still their manager? Other clubs managers have had nowhere near as bad runs of results than them and yet they have got sacked, left right and centre.

    2. How did they get Abraham from Chelsea?
    1. Nobody else wants to go there. Not even Slade.

    2. They probably assumed it was a lass, so figured he had no chance of breaking into the team.

  4. #54

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    Well I never, you learn something every day.
    Yeah, you do.

  5. #55

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels



    Another fine day.

    It's a no lose situation now.

    If they go down then we can laugh at them.

    If they stay up then we can laugh at them all next season - plus we get six easy points (again)

  6. #56

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post


    Another fine day.

    It's a no lose situation now.

    If they go down then we can laugh at them.

    If they stay up then we can laugh at them all next season - plus we get six easy points (again)
    What if they go on a late run of victories and go up as champions?

  7. #57

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Cærdiffi View Post
    What if they go on a late run of victories and go up as champions?
    They'll still be from Bristol so we can laugh at them.

  8. #58

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    LJ looks for the positives..

    ".. we really weren't that bad in the first half. In my opinion it wasn't a 5-0 game but we got beaten 5-0".

  9. #59

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    LJ looks for the positives..

    ".. we really weren't that bad in the first half. In my opinion it wasn't a 5-0 game but we got beaten 5-0".
    He is as thick as they come

  10. #60

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Never, ever, gloat about the outcome of the season in flippin October!.

  11. #61

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    LJ looks for the positives..

    ".. we really weren't that bad in the first half. In my opinion it wasn't a 5-0 game but we got beaten 5-0".
    At least they didn't score a negative amount.

  12. #62

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Never fear, jurssey is on the case..
    I really hope he posts up his email to landsdown.



  13. #63

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post
    Never fear, jurssey is on the case..
    I really hope he posts up his email to landsdown.


    He's pulling a Baker. And we know how that ended.

  14. #64

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post
    Never fear, jurssey is on the case..
    I really hope he posts up his email to landsdown.


    Dear Mr Lansdown,

    I'm a carrot crunching inbred who talks bollocks on twitter. I also regularly make a tit of myself on another teams message board. However, I live across the road from some bloke with a big ugly house and my brother shoots kids who throw stones so I suggest you listen to me.
    Thanks to your refusal to sack a manager that I spent the first few months of this season wanking over, I've had to change my twitter account, thus confusing and possibly losing the only people that I can actually talk to. My life has spiralled so much that I'm now considering signing up to the Rotherham forum so that I've got some fans that I can feel superior to.
    I demand you sack that smug looking bellend with immediate effect. Failing that, can we merge with Bristol Rovers so we can have a chance of actually beating Cardiff next time we play them (I'm assuming we'll be able to play with 22 players if we merge?)

    Your loyal servant (as long as we're winnning)

    Charlie Fcukwit.

  15. #65

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Dear Mr Lansdown,

    I'm a carrot crunching inbred who talks bollocks on twitter. I also regularly make a tit of myself on another teams message board. However, I live across the road from some bloke with a big ugly house and my brother shoots kids who throw stones so I suggest you listen to me.
    Thanks to your refusal to sack a manager that I spent the first few months of this season wanking over, I've had to change my twitter account, thus confusing and possibly losing the only people that I can actually talk to. My life has spiralled so much that I'm now considering signing up to the Rotherham forum so that I've got some fans that I can feel superior to.
    I demand you sack that smug looking bellend with immediate effect. Failing that, can we merge with Bristol Rovers so we can have a chance of actually beating Cardiff next time we play them (I'm assuming we'll be able to play with 22 players if we merge?)

    Your loyal servant (as long as we're winnning)

    Charlie Fcukwit.


    To be fair,twitter probably spelt his name wrong so he had to change it.
    Seems he has a problem with that from time to time.

  16. #66

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post


    To be fair,twitter probably spelt his name wrong so he had to change it.
    Seems he has a problem with that from time to time.
    That wasn't his fault though, remember. It was this new fangled website.

  17. #67

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    That wasn't his fault though, remember. It was this new fangled website.
    Well obviously, he doesn't come across as the type of man to make such foolish mistakes..

  18. #68

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    How are Bristol doing, any sign of european football?

  19. #69

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by chris View Post
    1927 . lecter spouting off about bristol city, when the reality is you should be up in scotland with sweaty sock pumping one out together, dreaming about cardiff or rangers winning a major trophy before your six feet under.
    I see you are banned Chris.

    Bye hon.

  20. #70

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    The Bristol fan must be the single thickest man I've seen, a complete arse hole too.

  21. #71

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Dear Mr Lansdown,

    I'm a carrot crunching inbred who talks bollocks on twitter. I also regularly make a tit of myself on another teams message board. However, I live across the road from some bloke with a big ugly house and my brother shoots kids who throw stones so I suggest you listen to me.
    Thanks to your refusal to sack a manager that I spent the first few months of this season wanking over, I've had to change my twitter account, thus confusing and possibly losing the only people that I can actually talk to. My life has spiralled so much that I'm now considering signing up to the Rotherham forum so that I've got some fans that I can feel superior to.
    I demand you sack that smug looking bellend with immediate effect. Failing that, can we merge with Bristol Rovers so we can have a chance of actually beating Cardiff next time we play them (I'm assuming we'll be able to play with 22 players if we merge?)

    Your loyal servant (as long as we're winnning)

    Charlie Fcukwit.

  22. #72

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Dear Mr Lansdown,

    I'm a carrot crunching inbred who talks bollocks on twitter. I also regularly make a tit of myself on another teams message board. However, I live across the road from some bloke with a big ugly house and my brother shoots kids who throw stones so I suggest you listen to me.
    Thanks to your refusal to sack a manager that I spent the first few months of this season wanking over, I've had to change my twitter account, thus confusing and possibly losing the only people that I can actually talk to. My life has spiralled so much that I'm now considering signing up to the Rotherham forum so that I've got some fans that I can feel superior to.
    I demand you sack that smug looking bellend with immediate effect. Failing that, can we merge with Bristol Rovers so we can have a chance of actually beating Cardiff next time we play them (I'm assuming we'll be able to play with 22 players if we merge?)

    Your loyal servant (as long as we're winnning)

    Charlie Fcukwit.

  23. #73

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Lee Johnson is up for manager of the month...

    Just imagine the fume on Jurssey if he wins, it would be beautiful.
    http://www.efl.com/news/article/2016...edium=referral

  24. #74

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    As Arse clowns go he is only second in line to chris on this message board.

  25. #75

    Re: My thrice weekly laugh at the Wurzels

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post
    Lee Johnson is up for manager of the month...

    Just imagine the fume on Jurssey if he wins, it would be beautiful.
    http://www.efl.com/news/article/2016...edium=referral
    Now that really is funny

    I actually hope they give it to him - hopefully at half time on Saturday when they are 3 down to Wolves to the sound of the yokels jeering whilst throwing apples at him

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