Half the passengers being on laxatives should be fun...
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Half the passengers being on laxatives should be fun...
whats everyones view on gingers on planes?
What if the Captain is ginger? or .. or .. err.. something
I always get extra leg room seats over the wings on mid range flights, and premium seats on long haul. This so far stops fat people being by you on a flight. Also kids are not allowed on extra leg room rows too.
One flight going to Greece, we had extra leg room seats and me and my missus was sitting together with the third seat alongside me unoccupied.
When we got to altitude, the seat belt sign went off and a fat **** come and sat in the spare seat.
I pretended to go for a pee and told a stewardess, I said I'm not being funny love but I've paid for these seats.
She came over and asked to see his ticket, he duly moved...
In another scenario, me and my missus were the only 2 sitting at the last 3 railed off rows in the cinema , you know the gallery seats, when film started a fat family came up , opened the gate and sat down with a tesco bag for life full of snacks.
I waited for them to get set up and start eating, then went and got a man with a torch who moved the cheeky facks