Merge in turn? No way pal!

[J R Hartley]

Then you're part of the problem knobend, learn how to drive.

Ark at Bertie Smalls.

[J R Hartley]

Even if drivers used both lanes until the very end, the same w@nkers who currently drive right to the end of the closing lane, will be in the open lane and wont follow the merge in turn pattern.